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Alice Roosevelt was the daughter of Theodore Roosevelt. As the daughter of a president, she got to meet lots of US presidents. And she had a lot to say about them. You could absolutely question who she actually is as a person, but the quotes are pretty amusing to read. :lisalaugh:


About McKinley: “He had as much spine as a chocolate eclair”

About Cleveland: “He was corpulent man who’s always bruised and swollen”

About Taft: “He was great big pink porpoise who had a smile like a big saucepan of warm milk”

About Woodrow Wilson: “He had a sanctimonious quality about him which was frightfully annoying, horrible man we all said, chasing after women and saying his prayers before leaping into bed with them”

About Harding: “Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob”

About Hoover: “Hoover was a rather depressed tortoise”

She said she liked Franklin more than most of her family but said “I’d rather vote for Hitler than Franklins 3rd term”

About Eisenhower: “You could sometimes just watch him trying to find the right words and arranging them in his head. Like Scrabble”
 
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weird and funny asf lol
 
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Damn! sanctimonious :jisoosmh: can I steal this one from ya unnie? I'll use it to describe my sister in public! :irenecrazy:
It’s not my quote, it’s Alice’s. And she’s dead so I’m sure she won’t mind :lisalaugh:
 

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