Any good science jokes? (1 Viewer)

[sooya_]

Not that I can't think of anything, I just wanna see what y'all have at this

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ive got my ion you

 

[dark_tranquility]

I was reading a book on helium and I couldn't put it down

A photon went on holiday but didn't take any luggage. It was travelling light

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors

 

[sooya_]

I was reading a book on helium and I couldn't put it down

A photon went on holiday but didn't take any luggage. It was travelling light

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors

ahhh I like that

 

[ChiaraStar169]

I was reading a book on helium and I couldn't put it down

A photon went on holiday but didn't take any luggage. It was travelling light

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors

those are really good!

 

[ChiaraStar169]

why did the radio leave the wedding early? bc there was no reception

 

[dark_tranquility]

why did the radio leave the wedding early? bc there was no reception

priceless

 

[Ahsoka]

A basic one but: “Ay you (Au), give me back my gold”

 

[sooya_]

A basic one but: “Ay you (Au), give me back my gold”

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