Apparently, I order too much pizza (1 Viewer)

[Selfmate]

The delivery guy made a joke about it. I didn't think once every couple of weeks was that frequent, but now I know.

The only reasonable course of action: never order from this place again.

no no no

the only recourse is to double down and order more from that place!!!

 

[centen]

no no no

the only recourse is to double down and order more from that place!!!

It feels intimidating now!! I'll make you place the order.

 

[Selfmate]

It feels intimidating now!! I'll make you place the order.

give me your address and full name
(and date of birth and social security number and credit card since I'm only making the order on your behalf not paying for it!!!)

 

[centen]

give me your address and full name
(and date of birth and social security number and credit card since I'm only making the order on your behalf not paying for it!!!)

I'm sure you will use all of that information responsibly.

 

[Selfmate]

I'm sure you will use all of that information responsibly.

yeah buy life insurance on your behalf for my benefit for when you inevitably get crochet hooked by your murder dolls

 

[centen]

yeah buy life insurance on your behalf for my benefit for when you inevitably get crochet hooked by your murder dolls

Official cause of death: crochet hooked!!

 

[Selfmate]

Official cause of death: crochet hooked!!

OR if you knitted them then KNITTING NEEDLES
one way or another you'll be quite HOLEY!!!