haha that cat has the same damn facial expression my childhood cat had when we found feathers strewn all over the front yard and him just sitting by the door flicking his tail around. lol And then he puked up the remains, poor kitty... So with that being said:
*human goes into the kitchen to get an after-school snack and gasps at the feathers all over the floor*
Human: JASPER, what did you do to the parakeet???
Jasper: *nonchalantly, with a smug grin* Who, me? *rubs against human's legs and purrs*