HELLO,
THIS IS CUBE ENTERTAINMENT.
WE ARE RELIEVED TO ANNOUNCE THE SUCCESSFUL RENEWAL OF CONTRACTS
WITH ALL MEMBERS OF (G)IDLE.
AFTER RELENTLESS BEGGING WITH THE MEMBERS OF (G)IDLE,
WE ARE GRATEFUL THAT THE POWER COMPANY ISN'T GOING TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND HEATING.
SOYEON BENT US OVER THE DESK AND MADE US HER BITCH.
WE PROMISED TO WORSHIP MIYEON, MINIE, YUQI, AND SHUHUA AS GODDESSES.
WE WOULD LIKE TO PRAY TO SOYEON WITH GRATITUDE THAT (G)IDLE
HAS GRANTED THEIR FORGIVENESS AND COMMITMENT IN NOT SENDING US THE THE PLACE
RESERVED FOR US IN HELL.
WE ALSO WISH TO EXPRESS OUR THANKS TO FANS
WHO HAVE BEEN PATIENTLY AWAITING THE CHANCE TO STORM
OUR OFFICE AND CANE US LIKE NAUGHT SCHOOL BOYS.