i already did this before for shinee's view: kidnapping your favourite boyband can be a fun coming-of-age experience for everyone, actually
anyway, more:
boa no.1: things to do when famous in japan - (a) run away from reporters (b) meet up with friends in a tunnel and ride with them in their open-air car (c) dance in front of tokyo tower as your photos and videos are plastered all over the city
b1a4 what's happening: what is happening indeed. why do you have beef with this doll-man omg
snsd gee: remember those old enid blyton stories about how toys woke up at midnight and led secret, fun, double lives? yeah so we got it wrong this whole time, it's mannequins who are apparently sentient, and they're (understandably) in love with the hottest salesboy in history
vanner form: the only hope you have of changing your boring dreary life that's totally flopping rn is to gamble with a drag queen