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[mysteric]

^^ totally not stolen thread idea woops a short anthology compiled by yours truly

A: guys
A: the word class has the words ass in it
B: class = (Chlorine) + (ass)

A: life needs its ups and downs. without them, you would be a flat line, unchanging, which makes a boring and unfulfilling life. it's how you conquer your problems that make life life.
*not even two seconds later*
hey,, can i,, just take these mcdonald's fries,,, and become wolverine? *sticks said fries in mouth to become a walrus*

A: you must become the cat
*continues meowing ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ*

A: but can yOu assert dominance while playing your instrument? *T-poses with a trumpet* i think not

A: do you ever just get that urge to eat pencil lead?
B: no ???
A: have never had that sudden feeling where you want to eat candle wax???????

A: how would you like to die today
B: quickly and swiftly

A: what happened?
a visibly shaken B: C just randomly sat next to me, forced me listen to his emo playlist, continued to cry during a 5sos song while talking about his regrets from his seventh grade relationship and I don't know what to do with this information

A: the sky is dark
the song is sad
trees have bark
i am sad
B: somehow
i have no regrets
A: the snow blows
as i play ringette
B: everyone goes
as i play my trumpet
C: oh winter woes
i sigh while eating crumpets
B: lawn mowers mow
on this blue and green planet
A: my greatest foe
are the trumpets
*attached a blackmail video of trumpets*
B: f*** off
C: vikings are neat
they eat trumpets
A: she says with a cough
B's section can't find the beat
which is why they sound like muppets
B: =_=
=__=

A: what’s the best time to invade the sun. at night.

A: *talking about petroleum* I have secured the essential oils

A: is it cold outside? *falls over to touch window* it is cold

A: *about independent study unit test on evolution* can I just tell the teacher that I don’t believe in evolution?

A: 5 is an honorary even number

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

..."Can't spell analysis without anal"...
:wonugl::wonugl:

 

[brekker]

"There are people who are born with talent, who don´t really have to work hard to achieve success and these people often turn lazy later and then there are people who have to work for everything. They are ... average, but if they want to succeed they have to be creative. You are the second one and such people are better long distance runners. You´ll be good, kid." the professor of psychology before my final graduation

 

[mysteric]

"There are people who are born with talent, who don´t really have to work hard to achieve success and these people often turn lazy later and then there are people who have to work for everything. They are ... average, but if they want to succeed they have to be creative. You are the second one and such people are better long distance runners. You´ll be good, kid." the professor of psychology before my final graduation

that’s sweet highly got called out in the first half but that’s a ok

 

[brekker]

that’s sweet highly got called out in the first half but that’s a ok

well, lucky you, I guess.