give me your best joke (1 Viewer)

[kinnie]

a ball rolls around a corner

 

[Areum]

Sorry, but I've been waiting for this:

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?

Can animals commit suicide?

Can you daydream at night?

Do bald people get dandruff?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

Do stairs go up or down?

Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?

Do you yawn in your sleep?

Do your eyes change color when you die?

How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?

How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

How far east can you go before you’re heading west?

If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?


If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?

I had 60, but I'll stop for now