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[_Sammy_]

What do dentists call their X-rays? Tooth pics!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar.
Little Kid: You can’t do that now. They have CCTVs everywhere!

 

[athenaaa]

What do dentists call their X-rays? Tooth pics!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon

These ones are good

 

[StrayMixx]

the first two are really good! The third I've heard before but still funny... but the last one I don't really get. Can somebody explain the joke?

 

[Selfmate]

These ones are good

this one's for you my friend

a woman told a farmer she wanted lots of milk
the farmer replied pasteurized?
the woman answered no just up to my chin thanks

 

[_Sammy_]

this one's for you my friend

a woman told a farmer she wanted lots of milk
the farmer replied pasteurized?
the woman answered no just up to my chin thanks

That good jokes