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Luck is being in the right place at the right timeIt's a Christmas miracle!
Luck is being in the right place at the right timeIt's a Christmas miracle!
selfmate dispensing the wisdom today.Luck is being in the right place at the right time
WOAH WOAH WOAHselfmate dispensing the wisdom today.
WOAH WOAH WOAH
PSA: selfmate is not advocating to sexually assault people under the guise of mistletoe!!! Please obtain consent first
quick copyright it before hallmark steals your idea
Step 1: infiltrate other people's parties
Step 2: decorate aggressively with mistletoe (the host won't mind)
Step 3: get your beau to stand under some mistletoe (very easy after step 2)
Step 4: make them sign three forms confirming their understanding
Step 5: Christmas romance!
Exactly like a Hallmark movie, I'm sure.![]()