Have you ever kissed someone under the mistletoe? (1 Viewer)

[Selfmate]

It's a Christmas miracle!

Luck is being in the right place at the right time

 

[centen]

Luck is being in the right place at the right time

selfmate dispensing the wisdom today.

 

[Selfmate]

selfmate dispensing the wisdom today.

WOAH WOAH WOAH

PSA: selfmate is not advocating to sexually assault people under the guise of mistletoe!!! Please obtain consent first

 

[centen]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

PSA: selfmate is not advocating to sexually assault people under the guise of mistletoe!!! Please obtain consent first

Step 1: infiltrate other people's parties
Step 2: decorate aggressively with mistletoe (the host won't mind)
Step 3: get your beau to stand under some mistletoe (very easy after step 2)
Step 4: make them sign three forms confirming their understanding
Step 5: Christmas romance!

Exactly like a Hallmark movie, I'm sure.

 

[Selfmate]

Step 1: infiltrate other people's parties
Step 2: decorate aggressively with mistletoe (the host won't mind)
Step 3: get your beau to stand under some mistletoe (very easy after step 2)
Step 4: make them sign three forms confirming their understanding
Step 5: Christmas romance!

Exactly like a Hallmark movie, I'm sure.

quick copyright it before hallmark steals your idea

 

[Flaneur]

Nope

 

[XZCZVSHZKAODJLWS]

i dont even think ive seen a mistletoe irl tbh

 

[Lexie]

yes i have