He is kind of hot (2 Viewers)

[RockyGoose]

I can't decide who is hotter, Moto Moto or Shrek.

Well... unfortunately, I'm not big and chunky.


But Moto Moto would be dangerous for me to date.
He would bite me in half. (I guess some people would like being bit in half, but not me)
So I wouldn't date him.

I would rather date Seonghwa, he isn't dangerous and also wouldn't bite me in half.

 

[tai]

GOODBYE

 

[kinnie]

Hippos are legit aggressive af tho, so I can't blame you. Shrek's got mad daddy issues.

Seonghwa is perfect all around.

 

[Wingfrost]

 

[The_LastRomeo]

This is an interesting thread

 

[Tickita]

Moto Moto is the man who has no personality and doesn't want to get to know yours. He just wants your body, and I bet he repeats the same lines to every woman.

Shrek is the man with no manners and low self esteem. It's only after he finds out his crush is "hideous" too that he decides to take a chance on love and keep his unattractive habits.

Seonghwa... well he looks better than the aforementioned so we're getting somewhere.

Rick Astley won't give you up nor let you down, though so... I think we all know who's the right pick.

 

[The_LastRomeo]

Moto Moto is the man who has no personality and doesn't want to get to know yours. He just wants your body, and I bet he repeats the same lines to every woman.

Shrek is the man with no manners and low self esteem. It's only after he finds out his crush is "hideous" too that he decides to take a chance on love and keep his unattractive habits.

Seonghwa... well he looks better than the aforementioned so we're getting somewhere.

Rick Astley won't give you up nor let you down, though so... I think we all know who's the right pick.

I love this so much, it makes me want to play along and say "Preach"