I almost died today (2 Viewers)

[athenaaa]

I choked on an oreo chunk in my milkshake.

Exhibit A: this text I sent

 

[MK3AM]

Oreo 1
Nadia 0
im glad youre ok tho

 

[Horizonshard]

We need photographic evidence of the crime scene and the (attempted) murder weapon.

 

[Selfmate]

was it a BP oreo?

 

[ning]

I shall arrest the oreo !!

 

[athenaaa]

Oreo 1
Nadia 0
im glad youre ok tho

Ngl I wouldn’t be surprised if an oreo actually would kill me one day LOL

 

[athenaaa]

We need photographic evidence of the crime scene and the (attempted) murder weapon.

Unfortunately it ended it up in the garbage (as it should, fuck oreo shakes)

 

[athenaaa]

was it a BP oreo?

Nah just a plain old boring oreo

 

[athenaaa]

I shall arrest the oreo !!

THROW HIM IN JAIL AND GIVE HIM HANDCUFFS

 

[motorp77]

pls give me your cards before you eat an oreo next time

nah fr i also almost died yesterday there are some crazy drivers out there (im not that good at driving too tbf).

its not that ez to stay alive i swear sometimes world is trying to get me

 

[athenaaa]

pls give me your cards before you eat an oreo next time

nah fr i also almost died yesterday there are some crazy drivers out there (im not that good at driving too tbf).

its not that ez to stay alive i swear sometimes world is trying to get me

What if the world is trying to kill us both off?

 

[Selfmate]

Oreo 1
Nadia 0
im glad youre ok tho

I mean technically nadia survived so wouldn't that be
Oreo 0
nadia 1

lol

 

[Selfmate]

Nah just a plain old boring oreo

the real question is did you try eating more oreos after that? lol

 

[motorp77]

What if the world is trying to kill us both off?

i guess we are going together to whatever is after death which aint that bad ngl

 

[MK3AM]

Ngl I wouldn’t be surprised if an oreo actually would kill me one day LOL

I mean technically nadia survived so wouldn't that be
Oreo 0
nadia 1

lol

who knows maybe the oreo wanted that /j

 

[ning]

THROW HIM IN JAIL AND GIVE HIM HANDCUFFS

ELECTRIC CHAIR

 

[athenaaa]

the real question is did you try eating more oreos after that? lol

No I’m not that silly

 

[Selfmate]

who knows maybe the oreo wanted that /j

lull her into a false sense of security before BAM!!! take her out when she least expects it

 

[motorp77]

No I’m not that silly

running from the grind MJ could never @Selfmate

 

[athenaaa]

i guess we are going together to whatever is after death which aint that bad ngl

If we endure death anything is possible