That's a good way to get banned permanently-- hacking a site.
"Not doing anything weird"??? Yes, you are! You are telling us you will attempt to hack this site!
Why are you so curious? Do you not realize she is very busy with life even though she does appear occasionally?
She privatized her profile a while ago so nobody can view it, which was the entire point-- to ensure nobody sees it.
Otherwise, she would have left it visible.
So, do not push your luck in tempting her or other Administrators to ban you.