I flew all the way to Australia... (2 Viewers)

[gone4good]

......and all I came back with was this lousy selfie I need a more exotic location damn it!

 

[StrayMixx]

just don't let his wife find out lol

 

[gone4good]

just don't let his wife find out lol

I won't. I value my life! lol
but the kids saw me!

 

[MK3AM]

and u didnt think of taking me im heartbroken /j

 

[dark_tranquility]

nice now you can be influenced by our lingo

 

[centen]

I appreciate your dedication to visiting our friend selfmate!

 

[Kataphract]

Damn selfie had a strong jawline

 

[Selfmate]

......and all I came back with was this lousy selfie I need a more exotic location damn it!

older
fatter and less handsome

and maybe shorter too lol

 

[Selfmate]

I appreciate your dedication to visiting our friend selfmate!

you can visit too but remember Australia has a

"you must declare all creepy croquet dolls upon arrival"

 

[Selfmate]

just don't let his wife find out lol

I won't. I value my life! lol
but the kids saw me!

the older or the younger? lol

 

[centen]

you can visit too but remember Australia has a

"you must declare all creepy croquet dolls upon arrival"

That seems oddly specific, but I will try to remember!

 

[Selfmate]

That seems oddly specific, but I will try to remember!

Australia is very strong in it's quarantine of anything that could be a danger to our citizens and national security

 

[centen]

Australia is very strong in it's quarantine of anything that could be a danger to our citizens and national security

That's right, Australia wants visitors to be killed by the natural beauty of the continent, not by any outside contraband.

 

[Selfmate]

That's right, Australia wants visitors to be killed by the natural beauty of the continent, not by any outside contraband.

exactly promote natural flora and fauna not foreign species

 

[dark_tranquility]

That's right, Australia wants visitors to be killed by the natural beauty of the continent, not by any outside contraband.

nothing here can hurt you unless aggravated

 

[gone4good]

the older or the younger? lol

I dunno which one but they were calling me auntie Sarah
so I'm gonna safely assume it was the oldest!

 

[Selfmate]

I dunno which one but they were calling me auntie Sarah
so I'm gonna safely assume it was the oldest!

don't worry the older one can be bribed

 

[centen]

nothing here can hurt you unless aggravated

That sounds like propaganda.

 

[dark_tranquility]

That sounds like propaganda.

It is what it is

and I doubt you will do a brave wilderness
and get stung by a stonefish lol

 

[Selfmate]

It is what it is

and I doubt you will do a brave wilderness
and get stung by a stonefish lol

so that's the way @centen goes out huh
not by the hands of her own creation but by visiting bloody and selfie down under and getting stonefished