I have never eaten this many grapes in one sitting (1 Viewer)

[Ahsoka]

But I didn’t make dinner and need to take food with my med so ig I’m eating 600g of grapes at once

 

[athenaaa]

Why didn’t you eat

 

[Ahsoka]

Why didn’t you eat

I ate lunch

 

[athenaaa]

I ate lunch

Okay

 

[Tiaramitsu]

That's a lot 😳

 

[Villains]

i read the title as "i have never seen this many grapes sitting" and i was so confused

 

[Yuzuru]

Man….Not even I can do that.

 

[Ahsoka]

That's a lot 😳

I’m supposed to take it with a certain number of calories minimum. The sad part is I looked up the calorie count and at first was like wow 350g that’s a lot. Then I noticed it’s for a different type of grape and got excited thinking I’d probably need less but then it ended up being more needed.

 

[Ahsoka]

i read the title as "i have never seen this many grapes sitting" and i was so confused

Depending on your definition of sitting I’ve definitely seen more For example at the grocery store

 

[Ahsoka]

Man….Not even I can do that.

It got a little tiring towards the end

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Did you know that if you eat enough apples you actually get drunk off Acetic acid?

 

[Ahsoka]

Did you know that if you eat enough apples you actually get drunk off Acetic acid?

You can get drunk off a lot of things if we make the world theoretical and make many assumptions. I suggest vanilla extract, much quicker (I don’t actually suggest anything. If you want to drink buy normal alcohol. If you’re too young then just suck it up for a few more years or convince your family to move countries to one with a lower age. Good luck with that one though).

 

[StirFriedPanda]

You can get drunk off a lot of things if we make the world theoretical and make many assumptions. I suggest vanilla extract, much quicker (I don’t actually suggest anything. If you want to drink buy normal alcohol. If you’re too young then just suck it up for a few more years or convince your family to move countries to one with a lower age. Good luck with that one though).

I'd kill for some Capt. Morgan right now.... And it's not theoretical, I did it on accident. The stomach pains were HORRENDOUS. I thought I was going to die. And not understand I was drunk because I was like 12 didn't help. I wasn't a very smart kid...

 

[Hoemantic]

At least it's healthy!

 

[Ahsoka]

I'd kill for some Capt. Morgan right now.... And it's not theoretical, I did it on accident. The stomach pains were HORRENDOUS. I thought I was going to die. And not understand I was drunk because I was like 12 didn't help. I wasn't a very smart kid...

Are you sure it was being drunk and not digestive issues? It does take that many apples to cause digestive issues (okay it does but 15ish apples is less than the other scenario). Whereas the only calculations I’ve seen done (by a rando on Reddit but who also underestimated the amount due to human body functions) estimated that to get drunk you’d need about 238.5 apples. Admittedly I don’t know a ton about how alcohol works but the math looks reasonable, and even if you estimate they overshot by say 50-100 apples that would still be a lot. Compared to that a digestive problem that can be caused by 15 or less apples depending on what else was eaten, so I’m wondering if that could have been it (i don’t know about what your drunk vs fiber overload symptoms are usually though, nor exactly what you experienced).
Here’s the math the person did:

 

[StirFriedPanda]

It's the level of acetic acid, it actually kills brain cells. All the articles I'm looking at talk about eating rotting fruit though. I don't think I was that stupid....

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Proof! Not really, but it has a cat and it's funny.

 

[Ahsoka]

It's the level of acetic acid, it actually kills brain cells. All the articles I'm looking at talk about eating rotting fruit though. I don't think I was that stupid....

Yeah I did assume you were eating fresh ones, I assumed even if young you’d be smart enough to avoid rotten ones

 

[Ahsoka]

Proof! Not really, but it has a cat and it's funny.

Now I’m convinced

 

[Yelena_Belova]

How did you even eat that many? I’d call it quits after a couple dozen at the very most.