I just ate (1 Viewer)

[Drug]

I ate half a pizza and a poutine for Halloween.... For some reason I added a cake to the mix and I plan on killing my bathroom.

I'm going to give birth, I won't give you an update. If I don't reply, assume the worst. Like, the worst. I might not make it

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Everything Always comes out in the end.

 

[Drug]

Everything Always comes out in the end.

It does and it wasn't even that bad. I thought I was going to die

 

[uran]

im sure theres some room for a dessert or four

 

[Drug]

im sure theres some room for a dessert or four

I'm still full

 

[StirFriedPanda]

I'm still full

Defeated after a little ass blasting? Weak...

 

[Drug]

Defeated after a little ass blasting? Weak...

Tbh, that's because I have no ass. My plank can't handle it

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Tbh, that's because I have no ass. My plank can't handle it

I see, no cheeks means a weak seal. That won't age well.

 

[Drug]

I see, no cheeks means a weak seal. That won't age well.

It's not THAT bad. I HAVE CHEEKS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

 

[Harmony_Starz]

every time a trip to the bathroom gets painful, I think about pregnant women and I'm glad I dont deliver anything except shit

 

[StirFriedPanda]

every time a trip to the bathroom gets painful, I think about pregnant women and I'm glad I dont deliver anything except shit

Quite possibly one of the greatest things ever said on the internet.

 

[Harmony_Starz]

Quite possibly one of the greatest things ever said on the internet.

Thank you

 

[Ahsoka]

Sounds yummy

 

[ChiaraStar169]

I once ate a whole medium pizza in one sitting, so ik the feeling! lol are you okay now?

 

[Drug]

Sounds yummy

It was so good

I once ate a whole medium pizza in one sitting, so ik the feeling! lol are you okay now?

I'm fine
I managed to survive after a mission to the bathroom