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Verse 1
Dashing through the snow
Boy, oh boy – let’s play!
Where’s the baby’s bow?
Did it run away?
My cat went missing
I lost in a fight
Now I got a fat lip and a shiner on my eye
Chorus
Jingle bells, what’s that smell?
The dog just pooped again (ew!)
My car lost its steering wheel, and I am not okay (hey!)
Jingle bells, what’s that smell?
My dad farted again (ew!)
Verse 2
A day or two ago
Or was it late last week?
A bird pooped on my head
I still don’t know why
My apartment is a mess
I need to get some food
Because when I haven’t eaten lately, I get in a mood
(Chorus)
Bridge
Jingle bells – oh, dear, what’s that smell?
Jing-jingle, jingle, jingle
Ah, potato!
(Chorus x2)
Dashing through the snow
Boy, oh boy – let’s play!
Where’s the baby’s bow?
Did it run away?
My cat went missing
I lost in a fight
Now I got a fat lip and a shiner on my eye
Chorus
Jingle bells, what’s that smell?
The dog just pooped again (ew!)
My car lost its steering wheel, and I am not okay (hey!)
Jingle bells, what’s that smell?
My dad farted again (ew!)
Verse 2
A day or two ago
Or was it late last week?
A bird pooped on my head
I still don’t know why
My apartment is a mess
I need to get some food
Because when I haven’t eaten lately, I get in a mood
(Chorus)
Bridge
Jingle bells – oh, dear, what’s that smell?
Jing-jingle, jingle, jingle
Ah, potato!
(Chorus x2)