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[jasque]

Naw my Red Velvet dissing days are over. They don't get on my nerves like they use to. Plus Joy is hot as hell.

what about superm and super junior?

 

[Drew_B]

what about superm and super junior?

SuperM does get on my nerves cause it's so damn pointless.

Theres comments wanting me to make a "5 Boy Groups Who Paved the Way For BTS" article next. But that would be cliche and pushing it. Clearly would be asking for trouble. Would be fun to make dont get me wrong. Would also get a ton of hits but I'm not that desperate for fame lol.

 

[jasque]

SuperM does get on my nerves cause it's so damn pointless.

Theres comments wanting me to make a "5 Boy Groups Who Paved the Way For BTS" article next. But that would be cliche and pushing it. Clearly would be asking for trouble. Would be fun to make dont get me wrong. Would also get a ton of hits but I'm not that desperate for fame lol.

For bts you better ask @ripiasuju to write one

once he is back from his 1 month vacation

 

[Drew_B]

For bts you better ask @ripiasuju to write one

once he is back from his 1 month vacation

Btw I think its absolutely hilarious that I listed EvoL as a group that paved the way for Blackpink. I honestly just included them cause I couldn't think of anyone else and I wanted to make it a list of 5 groups. Nobody knows who they are.

I even saw a conversation on the twitter post where some asked "who's the group in the picture " and someone said "its 4Minute " lol. Even people who were defending my article didn't even know who EvoL were. They just assumed it was 4Minute.

Well if anything, a lot of people have now heard of EvoL. Free publicity lol.

 

[jasque]

Btw I think its absolutely hilarious that I listed EvoL as a group that paved the way for Blackpink. I honestly just included them cause I couldn't think of anyone else and I wanted to make it a list of 5 groups. Nobody knows who they are.

I even saw a conversation on the twitter post where some asked "who's the group in the picture " and someone said "its 4Minute " lol. Even people who were defending my article didn't even know who EvoL were. They just assumed it was 4Minute.

Well if anything, a lot of people have now heard of EvoL. Free publicity lol.

Idk why you didnt choose GP Basic





Could even make a joke that BP took their time as trainees lol

 

[Taehyun]

johnny is a messy bitch

 

[Drew_B]

johnny is a messy bitch

I'm surprised he hasn't offered me a full time job there. My articles are always attention grabbers and doing big business for the site. This article here is almost at 90k views. That's way more than the average article on the site.

 

[ceylanjmorgan]

I just posted an article on allkpop. And johnny liked it so much he edited it to make it more pretty and immediately sent it to "trending" articles on the site.

Lmao I JUST posted it. Guess he saw a lot of potential in it lol.

I'm dying laughing right now.

You'll know it when you see it.

Who is Johnny though?

 

[Drew_B]

Who is Johnny though?

He's the owner of allkpop.

 

[Emanresu]

Johnny will be hitting you up for a Staff Writer gig here soon

 

[LoveYooShaSha]

I had a sentence in my head abt you Drew getting 2 be a better kpop writer after getting forum-banned, but the words disappeared from my head while reading p1. This is wat remained.


On trending with 2k likes(?) tho, congrats-why cant other akp-banned from forum rite aS guD aS yuSe, im looking at DarlingBlue(shd i try to get akp-forum banned too if i wanna trend on tha interwebs).

PS i think i remember now, Drew You were obviously never meant to be a troll on akp forum but an articles writer on akp clickbait main site, you been wasting your talents by clickbaiting small time when you coulda been a contender, now ypu shd realise where your potential is, use your power for good n not troll ever again(on such a penny ante forum at least) You can hit the big time baby.

Listen to me n you'll be a superstar of (of kpop trolling/clickbaiting on kpop websites[just had a thot, mebbe all tat trolling was practise-u needed it to level up to the point where johnny recognised ur value, Lol] {Edit: this is why ill nvr be as great as drew, idc abt readabilty n getting reactions so i just post n b damned}

 

[Drew_B]

I had a sentence in my head abt you Drew getting 2 be a better kpop writer after getting forum-banned, but the words disappeared from my head while reading p1. This is wat remained.


On trending with 2k likes(?) tho, congrats-why cant other akp-banned from forum rite aS guD aS yuSe, im looking at DarlingBlue(shd i try to get akp-forum banned too if i wanna trend on tha interwebs).

PS i think i remember now, Drew You were obviously never meant to be a troll on akp forum but an articles writer on akp clickbait main site, you been wasting your talents by clickbaiting small time when you coulda been a contender, now ypu shd realise where your potential is, use your power for good n not troll ever again(on such a penny ante forum at least) You can hit the big time baby.

Listen to me n you'll be a superstar of (of kpop trolling/clickbaiting on kpop websites[just had a thot, mebbe all tat trolling was practise-u needed it to level up to the point where johnny recognised ur value, Lol] {Edit: this is why ill nvr be as great as drew, idc abt readabilty n getting reactions so i just post n b damned}

I've actually thought this same thing before too. All my hit trolling threads on the forums would have been twice as big on the articles page. I probably would be known in the kpop community as a clickbait writer in the industry. Pretty famous or infamous. I just would have to do a better job at towing the line and going too far in the trolling direction where its obvious. I think this last article was my best yet. Because it blurred the line perfectly from what the intent was. You cant tell 100% either way if I was actually shading Blackpink or genuinely trying to to raise awareness to groups who came before and helped to make their style famous.

I'm not even close to a good of a writer as @emanresu but I think I make up for it with great topics and interesting ways of expressing my thoughts and opinions compared to others. Like my previous article "Most Iconic SM Visual? You can find that one under my profile if you're interested. No one else would have come up with the categories I did when rating each individual.

And last but not least my articles get people talking. You rarely see 20 comments on allkpop articles but my last two articles had 100+ comments. I think theres 170 comments on the most recent one.

I've always been a self proclaimed legend. If I wanted to I probably could be a real one lol.

 

[ceylanjmorgan]

He's the owner of allkpop.

ohhh I see, I didn`t know...

 

[LoveYooShaSha]

I've actually thought this same thing before too. All my hit trolling threads on the forums would have been twice as big on the articles page. I probably would be known in the kpop community as a clickbait writer in the industry. Pretty famous or infamous. I just would have to do a better job at towing the line and going too far in the trolling direction where its obvious. I think this last article was my best yet. Because it blurred the line perfectly from what the intent was. You cant tell 100% either way if I was actually shading Blackpink or genuinely trying to to raise awareness to groups who came before and helped to make their style famous.

I'm not even close to a good of a writer as @emanresu but I think I make up for it with great topics and interesting ways of expressing my thoughts and opinions compared to others. Like my previous article "Most Iconic SM Visual? You can find that one under my profile if you're interested. No one else would have come up with the categories I did when rating each individual.

And last but not least my articles get people talking. You rarely see 20 comments on allkpop articles but my last two articles had 100+ comments. I think theres 170 comments on the most recent one.

I've always been a self proclaimed legend. If I wanted to I probably could be a real one lol.

Tldr-ur trolling was a necessary practise for ur real writing, clickbait akp articles