18+ maruif. I hate you. With a burning passion, mother. (1 Viewer)

[MinSquishy]

@maruif.
You have cursed me.

Stop it.
I mean it.
You make unholy things happen.
Because your inner hoe has made my inner hoe love this man....

Stop it...
I shall stay loyal to Chanyeol...

Stop-

If you don't-

Don't make me call-

I will tattle on you-

Oop-

THAT'S IT!!!!!!

-runs to @maruif-
Mom!!!.......

Can I keep him?
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[honeyfornomoney]

 

[yeji]

stan the queen maru

 

[dark_tranquility]

Inner hoe what O.o
And yeah he is alright.

 

[maruberry]

I mean.... He is fucking too good to be true so I can't blame ya! Physically he is PEAK man!

 

[MinSquishy]

I mean.... He is fucking too good to be true so I can't blame ya! Physically he is PEAK man!

So can I keep him?

 

[maruberry]

So can I keep him?

You ALREADY have Yoongi! Keep your grubby mitts away from my babe!

 

[MinSquishy]

You ALREADY have Yoongi! Keep your grubby mitts away from my babe!

You told me I couldn't keep Yoongi because me might pee on the floor. :T

 

[maruberry]

You told me I couldn't keep Yoongi because me might pee on the floor. :T

Alright that's it, I'm confiscating Yoongi from you as well and you WILL NOT get him back until stop slandering him in such a way!

 

[MinSquishy]

Alright that's it, I'm confiscating Yoongi from you as well and you WILL NOT get him back until stop slandering him in such a way!

YOU TOLD ME HE MIGHT PEE ON THE FLOOR! I NEVER SAHDKSHFKJDSHFDKJS-
I WANT MY YOONGIIIII

 

[maruberry]

YOU TOLD ME HE MIGHT PEE ON THE FLOOR! I NEVER SAHDKSHFKJDSHFDKJS-
I WANT MY YOONGIIIII

You KNOW I did NOT say ANYTHING like that about my precious Suga-bear! ARE YOU SAYING THAT I, WOULD EVER SAY SOMETHING UNDIGNIFIED ABOUT YOONGI!

Not only are you slandering Yoongi here, but also ME YOUR MOTHER!

 

[MinSquishy]

You KNOW I did NOT say ANYTHING like that about my precious Suga-bear! ARE YOU SAYING THAT I, WOULD EVER SAY SOMETHING UNDIGNIFIED ABOUT YOONGI!

Not only are you slandering Yoongi here, but also ME YOUR MOTHER!

-grabs @potato and cries-

 

[maruberry]

-grabs @potato and cries-

I hope you learn from this and never lie to me like this again!

 

[MinSquishy]

I hope you learn from this and never lie to me like this again!

Why can't I joke without being hated!? I just wanted a laughhhh... -sobbing-

 

[maruberry]

Why can't I joke without being hated!? I just wanted a laughhhh... -sobbing-

Oh dear baby daughter haven't you learnt yet?
I don't have a sense of humour! It's as simple as that!

 

[maruberry]

Why can't I joke without being hated!? I just wanted a laughhhh... -sobbing-

Also sorry if I upset you, I'm not actually upset y'know. I was just... I dunno, nevermind...

 

[MinSquishy]

Also sorry if I upset you, I'm not actually upset y'know. I was just... I dunno, nevermind...

Can I have my baby back?

 

[maruberry]

Can I have my baby back?

ofc honey.

 

[MinSquishy]

ofc honey.

Yay!~