Mr. Mistoffelees (1 Viewer)

[jasque]

T. S. Eliot - 1888-1965

You ought to know Mr. Mistoffelees!
The Original Conjuring Cat—
(There can be no doubt about that).



Please listen to me and don’t scoff. All his
Inventions are off his own bat.
There’s no such Cat in the metropolis;
He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing surprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions.



At prestidigitation
And at legerdemain
He’ll defy examination
And deceive you again.
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees’ Conjuring Turn.
Presto!
Away we go!
And we all say: OH!



Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
He is quiet and small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail;
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail.
He can pick any card from a pack,
He is equally cunning with dice;
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he’s only hunting for mice.



He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish-paste;
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced—
You have seen it one moment, and then it is gawn!
But you’ll find it next week lying out on the lawn.
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!



<Something something blablabla>
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever



As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!



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[dark_tranquility]

I always look forward to these from @Chahee
Pictures are nice too and I learned today <3

 

[yeji]

I love these threads a lot

 

[jasque]

I always look forward to these from @Chahee
Pictures are nice too and I learned today <3

Thank you