News North Korea Outlaws Hot Dogs in Crackdown on 'Treasonous' American Food (1 Viewer)

[StirFriedPanda]

That fat useless North Korean shit stain has gone to far now!¡!!!!¡!!!!!!!!

North Korea Outlaws Hot Dogs in Crackdown on 'Treasonous' American Food

North Korea's latest ban targets hot dogs, with serving or selling them now treasonous and punishable by labor camp sentences.

www.latintimes.com

America is doomed!

 

[StirFriedPanda]

I'm starting a go fund me so we can send balloons over the DMZ with hot dogs for all those poor weiner-less North Koreans.

 

[nekolecrimson]

Really this is the food he is worried about? I do not like the dogs but why the wieners?

 

[StirFriedPanda]

I'm going to have to hire a Blink death squad to keep me safe from the North Koreans assassins... or I could just buy their assassin's loyalty with chilli dogs and Pepsi. Maybe throw in some freedom fries just because I'm a nice guy.

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Kim Jung Uns worst nightmare.

 

[dark_tranquility]

I don't know whether to roll my eyes
or just laugh

how idiotic like seriously

 

[athenaaa]

The most ridiculous thing I’ve read all week

 

[mysteric]

don't get me wrong it sounds ridiculous but is there any verified proof of it? because the link back to new zealand herald is just a bunch of "apparently"s which is whatever if it's celebrity tabloid material but for actual news I think rings a red flag