pastor selfie, forgive my insolence (1 Viewer)

[The_Phantomhive]

help me helpp

i have been forced to make my obligatory username change notification to @Selfmate

well from @Depressed_Mess to @Hotoke i go!!!

 

[kinnie]

@Selfmate Is the residential mall cop and hall monitor.

 

[The_Phantomhive]

@Selfmate Is the residential mall cop and hall monitor.

yes exactly

 

[Chiara]

I just had to look up the word insolence lol

 

[Chiara]

I'm going to start using that in my writing

 

[Nyaz]

He's currently tied up with Momoland but you should hear back from him soon

 

[Chiara]

He's currently tied up with Momoland but you should hear back from him soon

good one!

 

[Selfmate]

@Selfmate Is the residential mall cop and hall monitor.

only for username changes...

 

[Selfmate]

He's currently tied up with Momoland but you should hear back from him soon

pfffttt no glasses for selfie
I have decent vision

 

[Selfmate]

help me helpp

i have been forced to make my obligatory username change notification to @Selfmate

well from @Depressed_Mess to @Hotoke i go!!!

GROVEL and beg for your life

such behaviour is unbecoming of you my friend - let there never be a next time

 

[kinnie]

He's currently tied up with Momoland but you should hear back from him soon

Wait what?!
This you oppar?
@Selfmate

 

[Selfmate]

Wait what?!
This you oppar?
@Selfmate

LIES I tells you LIES

everyone and their grandmas know that this is the real selfmate

 

[kinnie]

LIES I tells you LIES

everyone and their grandmas know that this is the real selfmate

Just a new pair of shades?
That's shady.

 

[Selfmate]

Just a new pair of shades?
That's shady.

once I was in the US and happen upon an up and coming white rapper and he said I like your shades man and I said yeah they're legit too and then I threw him the shades and said now you can be shady too

That's why they call him Slim Shady and I'm Legit Shades Man

 

[kinnie]

once I was in the US and happen upon an up and coming white rapper and he said I like your shades man and I said yeah they're legit too and then I threw him the shades and said now you can be shady too

That's why they call him Slim Shady and I'm Legit Shades Man

Smooth guy with great taste!

 

[Selfmate]

Smooth guy with great taste!

this other time I was in the US and happen upon this pretty famous singer who needed inspiration writing his new song. He was like whatcha doing in the US and I was like on the run from Interpol because they think I was involved with some illegal tax evasion/embezzlement and other criminal behaviour. He was like yeah that's pretty smooth and I was like well I'm certainly no criminal

few months later - Michael Jackson released Smooth Criminal

 

[kinnie]

this other time I was in the US and happen upon this pretty famous singer who needed inspiration writing his new song. He was like whatcha doing in the US and I was like on the run from Interpol because they think I was involved with some illegal tax evasion/embezzlement and other criminal behaviour. He was like yeah that's pretty smooth and I was like well I'm certainly no criminal

few months later - Michael Jackson released Smooth Criminal

Did he moonwalk by you and toss you a-"HEE!! HEE!! YYEEOWWWHH!!"

 

[Selfmate]

Did he moonwalk by you and toss you a-"HEE!! HEE!! YYEEOWWWHH!!"

you didn't hear it from me but I taught him all he knows!!!

 

[The_Phantomhive]

GROVEL and beg for your life

such behaviour is unbecoming of you my friend - let there never be a next time

i'm so sorry pls forgive me!!

i deeply and sincerely apologise, Lord Selfmate

 

[The_Phantomhive]

@kinnie @Nyaz @Selfmate yall so funny