PICKUP LINE SLANDER (1 Viewer)

[Nezumi]

i apologize

It's fine

 

[scaramouche]

This one is a bit 18+

Spoiler

Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

AHHH STOP THIS MADNESS

 

[scaramouche]

Are you a mirror? Because I can see me in you

GOODBYE

HELP-

 

[athenaaa]

AHHH STOP THIS MADNESS

I CANT BELIEVE THATS SOMETHING I PUT ON THE INTERNET 😭😭😭

 

[scaramouche]

Spoiler: 18+ ??

how do you like your eggs in the morning? cause i like mine fertilized by you 🫣

 

[scaramouche]

I CANT BELIEVE THATS SOMETHING I PUT ON THE INTERNET 😭😭😭

BABAHAHHA

 

[Nezumi]

I CANT BELIEVE THATS SOMETHING I PUT ON THE INTERNET 😭😭😭

Can't believe @zhongli started this thread

 

[scaramouche]

Can't believe @zhongli started this thread

AFTER THE FLIRT THREAD I HAD TO START THIS ONE. ITS TOO FUNNYY

 

[NBW]

i saw this one today and sent to my girl

Spoiler

"if i run out of fuel will u ride me instead"

 

[RockyGoose]

"Are you a chocolate cake? Because you look delicious."


lol

 

[Areum]

Hey it’s only dirty if you interpret it that way

But like how else is there to take it?

 

[Nezumi]

i saw this one today and sent to my girl

Spoiler

"if i run out of fuel will u ride me instead"

Noooo you did not

"Are you a chocolate cake? Because you look delicious."


lol

At least this one is appropriate LOL

But like how else is there to take it?

Was wondering that too honestly

 

[RockyGoose]

At least this one is appropriate LOL

Yeah, I'm not a pervert like all the other users in this forum, just kidding.

 

[athenaaa]

But like how else is there to take it?

Space travellers

 

[Areum]

Space travellers

 

[NBW]

Noooo you did not

 

[scaramouche]

i saw this one today and sent to my girl

Spoiler

"if i run out of fuel will u ride me instead"

PLEASE-
@/Moderator

 

[kinnie]

i will start this thread off by saying, thank you @kinnie for the pick up line. I D*ED ON SPOT BUT I STILL LOVED IT

first pickup line

Spoiler: look at your own risk

theres a party in my pants and i think you're invited

POST YOURS I WANNA SEEEE​

Where's the bleach?

 

[scaramouche]

Where's the bleach?

im sorry.. i used it all

 

[kinnie]

Spoiler: 18+ ??

how do you like your eggs in the morning? cause i like mine fertilized by you 🫣