"That was the worst night of my life. I was so happy until I read your play, Stewie.
I finally had some kind of success as a writer. It wasn't big, but it was mine. I was fine being an okay writer.
Until I discovered I was living in the house with a brilliant one.
I know we don't talk about dog years a lot, but, I, I just wish you could have waited to find out how talented you were until I was gone.
By the time I'm dead, you won't even be ten. You'll have seventy more years to be great. I just wish I could've had five to be good."
~ Brian Griffin / Family Guy TV cartoon, Season 11 Episode 10.