retrofuturism's Diary: Day 1 of Cosmic Countdown (1 Viewer)

[rubytrack]

(@Darth_Kuro)

ok so

today I was walking down the road omw to the store

when suddenly... I encountered these little shits who blocked my path to the store

I tried to talk to them so they could move out the way... but they made fun of my jawa

so I attacked them

so after our little fallout, we decided to make a deal and they told me that if I gave them an egg they would let me pass

I had to get this specific egg from this rhino guy... he was a lil bitch fyi

but in the end... I killed the rhino and those jawa guys received their egg

AND I managed to go to the store and get the milk I needed, a double win for me

thank you for tuning in to today's diary entry <3

 

[maruberry]

I like this idea you have!
I'd steal it, but I make enough threads already!

 

[kuro]

god i love you and this was very entertaining ngl

 

[Jimimis]

Oh no! What will happen next! This is captivating literature!

 

[yeji]

omg what a cool idea

 

[JarJarBinks]

mesa liken

 

[rubytrack]

mesa liken

wow I can't believe even the king himself jar jar binks liked it

 

[JarJarBinks]

wow I can't believe even the king himself jar jar binks liked it

mesa flushin. mesa flushin...

 

[RainbowDevil]

Uuu this is a unique spin on the themed thread I like it, I can see the effort put into it