So What is the Kpop Megachurch (also known as the KMC)
so over on the other side there are things called guilds - a guild was originally a space with the forum for like minded people to engage in discussions, play games, meet new friends, etc etc
Most guilds were specific fandom based since it's a kpop forum after all - so there's were BTS guilds, once guilds, etc etc
The KMC was one of such guilds
How did the KMC into existence?
copy and pasted almost to the exact day three years ago
"
Strolling through Youtube I rediscovered a particular episode of Jon Oliver's show Last Week Tonight on Televangelists
Televangelists: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) (youtube.com)
So I thought to myself why not start my church and seed faith
WELCOME one and all to the Mega Kpop Church (cheering in the background)
Today I want to talk about a very important topic Seed Faith - As we all know the new Akorn system has everyone excited bout how to earn moreAkorns koins
What better way to do this than through Seed Faith.
I want you to send me your seeds that's right all those digitalAkorns koins just send them/transfer them right over to me
But selfmate you ask what's in it for me why should I send you myAkorns koins well this is where it gets interesting my friend by sending me your Akorns koins you will be blessed by our Church and those Akorns koins will be returned to you in the future tenfold ney One hundred fold.
An example here should suffice you send me 10Akorns koins right now and in one year you will see those seeds growing and manifesting 100 times over to 1000 Akorns koins. Yes that's what i said in one year check your Akorn koins balance in one year and see that 10 you sent me grow to 1000 PRAISE BE!
So click that transfer button and send me all your seeds yes I want all theAkorns koins and you will be rewarded by the kpop gods themselves multiple times over.
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What is the Purpose of the KMC
copied and pasted
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The Purpose of the guild is to accumulate knowledge andAkorns koins under the watchful eyes of the Kpop Megachurch
We are a sanctuary away from the eyes of the law...
In these sacred halls the kpop gods look down upon us with smiles as we humble servants accumulate knowledge andakorns koins in order to expand the influence of the kpop megachurch...
We shall entertain ourselves with music, dance, song, games, orgies, poetry, knowledge and fun to further the faith of kpop
BTW: sometimes I call the Kpop Megachurch the KMC for short
Rules
1. Be respectful (when required) and always question and challenge authority.
2. Think for yourself - we love dissenting ideas and opinions.
3. No offensive or racist behavior.
4. You must have a minimum of 100 posts and not be a member of any other guild.
5. Feel free to spam as much or as little as you want but at least make it good spam.
6. You must be able recite each of the following
- Knowledge
- Knowledge (Part 2)
- RE: Knowledge (Part 3)
7. All non-members are welcome but if you stay too long you'll have to pay a sanctuary tax.
8. Keep it light and fun, that is our purpose so if you have issues with another member let the rest of us know so we can sip on the tea.
9. We resolve our disputes through poetry...and in case of a tie Rock, Paper Scissors.
10. Breach of the rules will entitle us to all yourakorns koins- why kick you out when we can just confiscate your assets.
Guild Spiel
(someone wants to join the guild and you don't know how to explain it use this below)
Admit your faith in kpop and join others who have converted to the religion. This is the Kpop Megachurch. You don’t need to come every sunday when it comes to us, you can slide in anytime, anywhere. Discussions can be as random as you want, whether it’s your favorite idols or eggplants. The end of the universe is the limit. Joining this guild will not only earn you friends just as weird as you are, but you will be given a designated nickname based on your persona. We are nothing like other guilds and you won’t regret hanging with us. Now it’s the lord’s resting day, come to the church.
Does the KMC have any affiliations to an actual church or religion?
Absolutely not - it is a church in name only - no actual affiliation to any religion at all
so over on the other side there are things called guilds - a guild was originally a space with the forum for like minded people to engage in discussions, play games, meet new friends, etc etc
Most guilds were specific fandom based since it's a kpop forum after all - so there's were BTS guilds, once guilds, etc etc
The KMC was one of such guilds
How did the KMC into existence?
copy and pasted almost to the exact day three years ago
"
Strolling through Youtube I rediscovered a particular episode of Jon Oliver's show Last Week Tonight on Televangelists
Televangelists: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) (youtube.com)
So I thought to myself why not start my church and seed faith
WELCOME one and all to the Mega Kpop Church (cheering in the background)
Today I want to talk about a very important topic Seed Faith - As we all know the new Akorn system has everyone excited bout how to earn more
What better way to do this than through Seed Faith.
I want you to send me your seeds that's right all those digital
But selfmate you ask what's in it for me why should I send you my
An example here should suffice you send me 10
So click that transfer button and send me all your seeds yes I want all the
"
What is the Purpose of the KMC
copied and pasted
"
The Purpose of the guild is to accumulate knowledge and
We are a sanctuary away from the eyes of the law...
In these sacred halls the kpop gods look down upon us with smiles as we humble servants accumulate knowledge and
We shall entertain ourselves with music, dance, song, games, orgies, poetry, knowledge and fun to further the faith of kpop
BTW: sometimes I call the Kpop Megachurch the KMC for short
Rules
1. Be respectful (when required) and always question and challenge authority.
2. Think for yourself - we love dissenting ideas and opinions.
3. No offensive or racist behavior.
4. You must have a minimum of 100 posts and not be a member of any other guild.
5. Feel free to spam as much or as little as you want but at least make it good spam.
6. You must be able recite each of the following
- Knowledge
- Knowledge (Part 2)
- RE: Knowledge (Part 3)
7. All non-members are welcome but if you stay too long you'll have to pay a sanctuary tax.
8. Keep it light and fun, that is our purpose so if you have issues with another member let the rest of us know so we can sip on the tea.
9. We resolve our disputes through poetry...and in case of a tie Rock, Paper Scissors.
10. Breach of the rules will entitle us to all your
Guild Spiel
(someone wants to join the guild and you don't know how to explain it use this below)
Admit your faith in kpop and join others who have converted to the religion. This is the Kpop Megachurch. You don’t need to come every sunday when it comes to us, you can slide in anytime, anywhere. Discussions can be as random as you want, whether it’s your favorite idols or eggplants. The end of the universe is the limit. Joining this guild will not only earn you friends just as weird as you are, but you will be given a designated nickname based on your persona. We are nothing like other guilds and you won’t regret hanging with us. Now it’s the lord’s resting day, come to the church.
Does the KMC have any affiliations to an actual church or religion?
Absolutely not - it is a church in name only - no actual affiliation to any religion at all
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