The stages of having a shower (1 Viewer)

[athenaaa]

1. The realization that you have to shower
2. Doing everything you possibly can except for showing
3. Optional step: The “I was about to get in the shower” fight with someone else
4. Procrastinating once again while the shower is “warming up”
5. Finally getting in
6. Being in there for a solid hour
7. Get out the second the water turns ice cold
8. Lay on your bed in a towel for gosh knows how long
9. Finally get dressed​

 

[dark_tranquility]

My hot water for shower is like 5 to 10 mins lol

 

[StirFriedPanda]

I'm not even sure how to process this. I look forward to showers... I hate that I limit how many I can take to two showers. But then again... you like glitter... so there's something wrong with you.

 

[MK3AM]

me fr lol

 

[DaisySkies]

this is literally me lol

 

[Wingfrost]

I love showers so I’m the complete opposite
My best singing happens there

 

[anemoia]

this is so accurate but missed out the concert while inside the shower

 

[Moguri]

As a cat, I can totaly relate

 

[Moguri]

I'm not even sure how to process this. I look forward to showers... I hate that I limit how many I can take to two showers. But then again... you like glitter... so there's something wrong with you.

you shower 2 times per day and want to do it more often?

You have to be the cleanest panda on the planet

 

[motorp77]

i like to shower, and i spend 5 minutes on it lol

 

[StirFriedPanda]

you shower 2 times per day and want to do it more often?

You have to be the cleanest panda on the planet

Why thank you.

 

[Tickita]

1. Get in
2. Decide that it's the best time to practice dance moves
3. Almost slip and bust my ass
4. Quietly reflect on my choices
5. Let the silence sink in
6. Finally shower

 

[Moguri]

i like to shower, and i spend 5 minutes on it lol

maybe thats why you like it

 

[Moguri]

Why thank you.

 

[Moguri]

1. Get in
2. Decide that it's the best time to practice dance moves
3. Almost slip and bust my ass
4. Quietly reflect on my choices
5. Let the silence sink in
6. Finally shower

every time?!

 

[Tickita]

every time?!

No I've been slipping less, at least

 

[Moguri]

No I've been slipping less, at least

So your mastery is increasing

 

[ChiaraStar169]

everything is accurate up to the finally showering part - after that, not so much because I usually just get dressed right after I get out lol

 

[Tickita]

So your mastery is increasing

Yes, one day the shower will not win

 

[Moguri]

Yes, one day the shower will not win

we can hold a big celebration when that happens