This person needs to go back to first grade (1 Viewer)

[Ahsoka]

How do you read the first one and think that that’s what it means I don’t get it

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

I had a stroke a quarter of the way through that.

 

[Ahsoka]

I had a stroke a quarter of the way through that.

Hey hey, it’s not daylight savings yet. No strokes allowed until then

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

Hey hey, it’s not daylight savings yet. No strokes allowed until then

AM I DUMB BUT WHAT

 

[Ahsoka]

AM I DUMB BUT WHAT

Nah I just read now that daylight savings correlates with increased rates of strokes and heart attacks apparently

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

Nah I just read now that daylight savings correlates with increased rates of strokes and heart attacks apparently

I'M BEGGING YOU TO STOP READING ARTICLES

 

[Ahsoka]

I'M BEGGING YOU TO STOP READING ARTICLES

I can’t help it. If you googled daylight savings and the first auto fill was “daylight savings heart attacks” wouldn’t you be too curious to ignore it?

 

[athenaaa]

I lost braincells reading that

 

[RockyGoose]

I suddenly can't understand English

 

[MK3AM]

im dumb but what 💀

 

[Selfmate]

sure CL "sure"

the ol' "just asking for a friend of mine" huh?