Yoshi's New Year message
The translation includes something about teume having unconditional love for Treasure...
Sorry, Yoshums. I'm not your mom. I'm not giving you unconditional love. Conditions must be met: You look attractive, you don't look lazy on stage, you don't make ignorant nor hypocritical comments, you play nice with your group mates, you don't smoke (including hookah, e-cigs, and weed), you don't go party every week, you never drink and drive, you don't drink and live stream, you don't make sex tapes, you don't hit women, you don't do propofol, you don't take prescriptions written for other people.
These don't bother me: Resting bitch face, dating, awkwardness, having kinks (as long as you don't make sex tapes out of them).