Weird stuff your grandparents have said (1 Viewer)

[RockyGoose]

Well... I can only think of when me and my grandmother were watching the news or something, and one of the anchors was a lesbian woman dressed in a masculine manner.
And then she said "That woman is dressing up as a man, because she likes women."

and then there was also when she called Ellen DeGeneres a "half man"...
I think that she tried to say that she is a half man, half woman...

 

[Ahsoka]

Eating walnuts is a must for good health, but only a maximum of 7. More than that is bad for you.
I cured a tumor by putting raw potatoes on my head.
I once fell down the stairs after an operation on my head but because I was carrying a small icon of a Saint I bounced down the stairs and landed in my feet unharmed. I also saw the Virgin Mary right before landing.

 

[ani07]

my mom told my grandma I`m vegan and she asked me 'about my sickness'. but she has dementia, so I laughed about it.

 

[dark_tranquility]

Take your hood off you look like a terrorist

you were pathetically skinny

first one was wow just wow

 

[ChiaraStar169]

my grandma used to forbid me watching black-centered sitcoms (Family Matters, Fresh Prince, etc.)

 

[ChiaraStar169]

my grandma used to forbid me watching black-centered sitcoms (Family Matters, Fresh Prince, etc.)

and I can kinda understand her disapproval of the latter bc clearly not for young eyes lol but Family Matters???