Weird things that ruin your day. (1 Viewer)

[StirFriedPanda]

I have a big cup for my soda. I only use my big cup at work. Because its only used at work it sits in my car. Its rearlly really well insulated. Ice water can last 48 hours during summer. It's been really cold so what was left in the cup two days ago froze so now my straw is stuck and the ice won't come out. I left late because the main water line to my sprinkler system broke so I didnt have I have time to run hot water in the cup. I just put soda and ice in the cup over the frozen bottom. Now my soda tastes funny and I still can't drink from the straw.

 

[dark_tranquility]

talking
listening
being social

this is in my mind only
it tells me all this untrue stuff

 

[The_LastRomeo]

It's insulated right? Put on your stove or on a space heater, if you have central air put it near the vent

 

[StirFriedPanda]

It's insulated right? Put on your stove or on a space heater, if you have central air put it near the vent

Provlem is I'm at work. And I'd sooner die than use the hot water at work. That machine has probably never been cleaned. I just wanted to complain.

 

[The_LastRomeo]

Provlem is I'm at work. And I'd sooner die than use the hot water at work. That machine has probably never been cleaned. I just wanted to complain.

Ah I see lol, do you have a coffee maker there?

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Another complaint. I've been using the same antiperspirant for over 20 years... and I'm suddenly allergic to it! What the actual F**K!?!?!?! I've been having a weird rash in my pits and chest for a few weeks so I didn't use any for a few weeks. I put some on because I hate the thought of others possibly smelling me and it feels like my pits are on fire. How does that happen?!

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Ah I see lol, do you have a coffee maker there?

Nope.

 

[The_LastRomeo]

Nope.

What work place has no coffee maker?
I am out of ideas

 

[StirFriedPanda]

What work place has no coffee maker?
I am out of ideas

As an hourly peeon I only have access to a disgusting hot water machine and a coffee vending machine I doubt gets cleaned either. I could probably go up stairs and use managments but then I'd have to go up stairs. I also try and not flaunt my ability to get away with stuff normal people would get in trouble for.

 

[The_LastRomeo]

As an hourly peeon I only have access to a disgusting hot water machine and a coffee vending machine I doubt gets cleaned either. I could probably go up stairs and use managments but then I'd have to go up stairs. I also try and not flaunt my ability to get away with stuff normal people would get in trouble for.

Ewww, welp I think it's time for a new cup then 😭

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Ewww, welp I think it's time for a new cup then 😭

Nah, I'm emotionally attached. I'll just thaw it out at home.

 

[eclipsoul]

my downstairs neighbour who bangs the pipes with some broom whenever he hears any slight noise after 10pm. at least he could practice what he preaches and not spend at least 5 hours a day playing obnoxious polish rap so loud you could shazam it from my apartment that's one floor higher

 

[StirFriedPanda]

my downstairs neighbour who bangs the pipes with some broom whenever he hears any slight noise after 10pm. at least he could practice what he preaches and not spend at least 5 hours a day playing obnoxious polish rap so loud you could shazam it from my apartment that's one floor higher

I so badly want to take over the nearest gangster wrap station and make them play polish rap.

 

[Villains]

when i get my daily coffee but it doesn't taste the same (the cafe i go to hired some new workers and i think they're still training)

 

[Pirioca]

Stupid people (sorry, most of the time those people are men). I don't mean clumsy or uninformed people. I mean douchebags. Some days ago I met a beta male in the grocery store. He 'tested' the consistency of the tomatoes with his finger while poking holes in them.

I asked him politely if I could test the consistency of the coconuts with his head. I don't think he agreed - suddenly he was in a hurry and left the store.

Sometimes I wonder how especially the male part of humankind could survive that long.

 

[dark_tranquility]

Stupid people (sorry, most of the time those people are men). I don't mean clumsy or uninformed people. I mean douchebags. Some days ago I met a beta male in the grocery store. He 'tested' the consistency of the tomatoes with his finger while poking holes in them.

I asked him politely if I could test the consistency of the coconuts with his head. I don't think he agreed - suddenly he was in a hurry and left the store.

Sometimes I wonder how especially the male part of humankind could survive that long.

That's something else
I would have said something as well

 

[anemoia]

a slow person walking in front of me 😭

 

[dark_tranquility]

when people get aggro asf

 

[Selfmate]

sounds like first world panda problems to me!!!

 

[StirFriedPanda]

sounds like first world panda problems to me!!!

Totally, but I have thawed straw today so I'm all good.