What lies were you told as a kid? (1 Viewer)

[Juniverse]

My mom told me that turning the lights on in the car was illegal and I believed it for like five years

I was also told the one about a watermelon growing in my stomach if I swallowed a black watermelon seed

And when I was in elementary school, on the last day of school, the teachers would put shaving cream on the desks for us to play with. I always thought it was just a fun, end of the year activity, but it turns out the shaving cream actually effectively cleans the desks. They were literally just having us clean. I felt so betrayed.

 

[Soogi]

if someone is laying or sitting down and you step over them they will stop growing lmao my dad would even make us retrace our steps to ""cancel it out"", but that just means we stepped over them two times so what now

 

[Tickita]

My brother created a believable story about the history of Dominos pizza

 

[scaramouche]

the tooth fairy, santa, the words, "let me think about it" and what you said..

I was also told the one about a watermelon growing in my stomach if I swallowed a black watermelon seed

 

[scaramouche]

My brother created a believable story about the history of Dominos pizza

what was his story? lool

 

[Bopper]

My mum used to tell me and my sister she was going ‘late night shopping’ and our auntie used to come over and stay for the night.

 

[Tickita]

what was his story? lool

The man who created it would prep the pizza and set up dominoes. When he put the pizza in the oven, he knocked down the first domino. When all the dominoes were knocked down, that meant the pizza was done. And the pizza was done every time.

 

[hxney_jun]

not me, but i told my sister that our parents would stop loving her when she turned five (it turned out to be true in some form because my youngest sister was born after). looking back at it, i don't recall why i would say that. i think my parents got mad at me that day and i decided to be the little shit i was.

 

[scaramouche]

The man who created it would prep the pizza and set up dominoes. When he put the pizza in the oven, he knocked down the first domino. When all the dominoes were knocked down, that meant the pizza was done. And the pizza was done every time.

honestly i would've believed it too

 

[athenaaa]

My mom told me that turning the lights on in the car was illegal

I WAS CONVINCED OF THIS LITERALLY UNTIL A TEAR AGO

 

[Hoemantic]

That brown cows make chocolate milk lmao

 

[Itto]

that i would get money by putting my teeth under a pillow

 

[eclipsoul]

that there is a secret passage to i don't even know where under every sandpit on a playground

 

[uran]

I was told that im perfect and can do anything

 

[Myco]

The usual

 

[Deleted member 74]

my dad said he would sell me to the bank or send me off to live on a farm if I didn't do my hw when I was in elementary
have to give it to him for the creativity
we were literally at the bank the first time he said it too so I dashed out haha