Oh, I can think of quite the handful!
1) Listen to your crush - he's ASKING TO HELP YOU!
2) Going into a thread created by one of your cyberbullies and leaving a raspberry emoji is the equivalent of declaring war. Do you WANT to spend half the night crying???
3) The bathtub mat is hanging right there - RIGHT FUCKING THERE!
4) Head hunters rescheduling interviews on multiple occasions is more common than you think.
5) I'm telling you - don't go into that man's room! DO. NOT. GO. INSIDE. THAT. MAN'S. ROOM!
I think I'll stop there.