Worst pickup lines (1 Viewer)

[bulletproof]

What were the worst pickup lines you heard/got? Something really cringe Me and @kodoku wanna hear

I got this and ngl, I cringed really bad 'Your face is as beautiful as the moon and your eyes are really charming'
'Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?' - a classic

PS: Most pickup lines are cringe...

 

[bulletproof]

Ah, I also got something like 'I know the first numbers of your phone number, there are quite a few options for the rest, maybe you can help me'. The first number were the national prefix...

 

[kodoku]

recently, a guy at the club: "what is a pretty girl like you doing here alone?"

me:

 

[bulletproof]

recently, a guy at the club: "what is a pretty girl like you doing here alone?"

me:

he expected you to want some company

 

[kodoku]

he expected you to want some company

and he was right - I wanted company, but not his :P

 

[bulletproof]

and he was right - I wanted company, but not his :P

with that line, I can imagine why... it sound creepy

 

[kodoku]

with that line, I can imagine why... it sound creepy

when cringe takes the form of a human, this is what happens

 

[Baechu]

Can I take a picture of you? Because I wanna prove my friends that angels do exist

I don't think @Tir liked it even tho it's my best one

 

[bulletproof]

Can I take a picture of you? Because I wanna show my friends that angels do exist

I don't think @Tir liked it even tho it's my best one

Please don’t use that, don’t disappoint your noona

 

[GloriousHavoc]

'Comrade, let's seize the means of reproduction!'

 

[Tir]

Can I take a picture of you? Because I wanna show my friends that angels do exist

I don't think @Tir liked it even tho it's my best one

Why you gotta remind me of that huh

Best (worst) one I used that kinda worked was "Feel my shirt. Do you feel that? That's boyfriend material"

 

[Baechu]

Why you gotta remind me of that huh

Best (worst) one I used that kinda worked was "Feel my shirt. Do you feel that? That's boyfriend material"

^^^^^ this
This is perfection.

 

[yeji]

Why you gotta remind me of that huh

Best (worst) one I used that kinda worked was "Feel my shirt. Do you feel that? That's boyfriend material"

that one would totally work

 

[yeji]

honestly most are so bad and can be creppy. worst one was already mentioned ( the number one)

 

[Tir]

that one would totally work

It got me a number at least

 

[yeji]

It got me a number at least

honestly it‘s a good one

 

[Tickita]

"If I was your heart, would you let me beat?"

 

[AmysTeri]

Spoiler: "I just wanted to tell you how beautiful your eyes are."

After following behind me in the store for quite a while, having never seen my eyes until I turned around... Yeah, I got a donk.

 

[MinSquishy]

'Do you like Sales? Because clothes are 100% off at my place.'

'If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right is Christmas, I should visit between the holidays.'