give me your best joke (1 Viewer)

[daesuki]

i need a good laugh and if you say look in a mirror i will fight you

 

[Ahsoka]

My life

 

[daesuki]

My life

yeah whenever u talk about ur finger i laugh my ass off

 

[ChiaraStar169]

If Jin had a collab with the rapper Juicy J, would the duo be called Jin and Juice?

What do we call Wonho now that he's left the group? Monsta Ex!

Why are the girls in Twice safe from thunderstorms? Because lightning doesn't strike twice! (okay, is this a bad one? lol)

Did you hear about the Reveluv who had an encounter with an alien? The alien was like, "Take me to your leader", so the girl brought him to a fanmeet to see Irene! (okay, probs another bad one lol)

Edit: just thought of another one!

In what circumstance does Monday not suck? When you're talking about the Weeekly member!

 

[mysteric]

I wish I could help but my brain is literally filled with misc snh48 and chuang 2021 moments that I, but no one else, find funny

Spoiler: here's linmo's amazing concert setlist of self-composed songs (that zhang jiayuan helped arrange) because the man is a whole mood minus his entire frog debacle I'm sorry but his frog was //not// cute no matter how sad his reaction was to learning that the cleaning lady accidentally threw it away because they couldn't fly the frog to his company

 

[Tickita]

This Everglow cover

 

[Wingfrost]

What do you call an empty piggybank?

Penniless

 

[daesuki]

This Everglow cover

 

[doll]

deez nuts
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

 

[Michael]

look in a mirror

 

[daesuki]

look in a mirror

lets fight

 

[Michael]

lets fight

okay

 

[daesuki]

okay

 

[honeyfornomoney]

A man to his doctor: Doctor, for 29 days now I have had the same dream and I remember everything about it

Doctor: Wow, what is this dream about?

Man: Mouses playing soccer.

Doctor: Okay, take those pills starting from today.

Man: Okay, I will start tomorrow.

Doctor: But I said today.

Man: Noo, today are the finals.

 

[eclipsoul]

not a joke but this video 😭😭

 

[raymondchouku]

A good joke... hmm... Well there's Taylor Swift's Discography... but you said a good joke.


Here's are two jokes that are so bad they might be good:

Blink: You gotta hear BP new single

SM Stan: Oh.. no.. honey. I don't listen to YG artists. You see, I'm a feminist.


Toxic stan: The new [enter group here] song is bomb. You gotta hear it...

Reasonable stan: No offense but [group] is pretty terrible.

Toxic stan: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY OPPAS [manages to mispronounce oppa]

Reasonable stan: I'm gonna get you a cup for those tears in just a minute sweety.

Toxic stan: SAY ONE MORE NEGATIVE THING AND I WILL DOXX YOU...

 

[Myco]

a ball rolls around a corner

 

[Michael]

 

[ChiaraStar169]

@baldae @Yachii no, choose love! (lol nah, I know you were just playing; I just wanted an excuse to use that emoji bc SO DANG CUTE!)

Anyway, do you like Yo Mamma jokes at all?

Yo mamma so dumb she thought Harry Styles was a beauty salon.

Yo mamma so out of touch with culture that she took you all over town just to find a park called "Jimin".

 

[kinnie]

A good joke... hmm... Well there's Taylor Swift's Discography... but you said a good joke.


Here's are two jokes that are so bad they might be good:

Blink: You gotta hear BP new single

SM Stan: Oh.. no.. honey. I don't listen to YG artists. You see, I'm a feminist.


Toxic stan: The new [enter group here] song is bomb. You gotta hear it...

Reasonable stan: No offense but [group] is pretty terrible.

Toxic stan: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY OPPAS [manages to mispronounce oppa]

Reasonable stan: I'm gonna get you a cup for those tears in just a minute sweety.

Toxic stan: SAY ONE MORE NEGATIVE THING AND I WILL DOXX YOU...

My brain just played a scene straight out of a drama.

It's been fried.