I'm clumsier than Fergie when she met the guy she was talking about in her song. lol nahhhhh maybe not THAT clumsy, but I do tend to drop things a lot (myself included) and have to spend time looking for things I've misplaced.
This actually reminds me of something that happened in the winter of '13/'14. I was walking my dog in the snow and ice when she got loose, as she would always do. lol Anyway, I started chasing after her while repeatedly calling her name, and just when I finally got ahold of her, I slipped on somebody's completely iced-up driveway and ended up hurting my back so bad that it knocked the wind out of me. It was just badly bruised, but I couldn't lie down without my back hurting for a good week or two.