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Eman's Date With The Badge List
Things started off great!
I didn't know her that well, but she seemed nice and friendly. I was optimistic.
I entered in with an innocent and open heart. Excited for what was to come.
So. Since this is our first date I figured we'd start off easy. Nothing too serious.
Just 4 badges. For four Biases. Yoona. Tzuyu. Nayoung. Seolhyun
How's that sound? *I gave my best charming smile to my computer screen*
First things first!
Let's find Seolhyun.
A.... A...AOA...
There you are Good Luck Seolhyun Badge! Just where I thought you'd be!
Okay now Tzuyu!
*whips the mouse wheel down to T*
There's TWICE! And there's Angel Tzuyu! YES!
Wow! Things are starting off great! I think we're really hitting it off!
*smiles unknowingly like a lamb before slaughter*
Okay!
What about Nayoung next?
*starts scrolling down*
Oh My Girl....
Some band called Oneus. (???)
Pentagon....
Red Velvet....
....
Wait.... RED VELVET?
We're in Rs now! Where's PRISTIN?
You mean you don't have NAYOUNG?????
*laughs uncomfortably*
Well.... okay. I mean.... That's all right. It's just the first date. No big!
*Moves on quickly*
Okay well let's just do Yoona!
*starts scrolling towards S*
*makes small talk*
You know.... Yoona is my ultimate bias.... Yea.... she's really the reason I'm here today.
I wouldn't be the man I am if it weren't for her.
Her badge is gonna be a big step for me.
*senses things may have gotten a little too heavy*
I mean.... no pressure or anything.... It's just a badge right????
*smiles reassuringly as we approach S*
Secret.....
Shinee...
Stray Kids.....
*confused*
Huh.... That's odd... I guessed I missed SNSD.
*scrolls back and forth searching*
*looks up*
Wow.... So.... You don't have....Yoona?
....
*awkward silence*
....
Well.... This..... Yea this just isn't gonna work.
No No! It's not you... It's me. I just....
*contemplates holding tongue.... fails*
I mean you don't have Yoona? YOONA? Really?????
Jesus I didn't think you'd be like this...
Look..... why don't... why don't I just take you home.
*silence as we start moving back up the page*
Wait....
*narrows eyes*
IOI?
There's Nayoung!
Jesus.... This isn't what was on your profile! Did you lie about this?
*no response from computer*
Wow.... lol....
*near top of page*
Waaaaaaait.......
Girls Generation?
GIRLS GENERATION?????
Are you fucking kidding me?
*laughs*
You mean to tell me you really didn't use So Nyeo Shi Dae? GIRLS GEN? REALLY?
*stares at screen in judgmental fashion*
What kind of girl are you?
*scoffs*
DJFDklf32398#(#%$)##@$#__#
<browser crashed>
I think I just got slapped.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Things started off great!
I didn't know her that well, but she seemed nice and friendly. I was optimistic.
I entered in with an innocent and open heart. Excited for what was to come.
So. Since this is our first date I figured we'd start off easy. Nothing too serious.
Just 4 badges. For four Biases. Yoona. Tzuyu. Nayoung. Seolhyun
How's that sound? *I gave my best charming smile to my computer screen*
First things first!
Let's find Seolhyun.
A.... A...AOA...
There you are Good Luck Seolhyun Badge! Just where I thought you'd be!
Okay now Tzuyu!
*whips the mouse wheel down to T*
There's TWICE! And there's Angel Tzuyu! YES!
Wow! Things are starting off great! I think we're really hitting it off!
*smiles unknowingly like a lamb before slaughter*
Okay!
What about Nayoung next?
*starts scrolling down*
Oh My Girl....
Some band called Oneus. (???)
Pentagon....
Red Velvet....
....
Wait.... RED VELVET?
We're in Rs now! Where's PRISTIN?
You mean you don't have NAYOUNG?????
*laughs uncomfortably*
Well.... okay. I mean.... That's all right. It's just the first date. No big!
*Moves on quickly*
Okay well let's just do Yoona!
*starts scrolling towards S*
*makes small talk*
You know.... Yoona is my ultimate bias.... Yea.... she's really the reason I'm here today.
I wouldn't be the man I am if it weren't for her.
Her badge is gonna be a big step for me.
*senses things may have gotten a little too heavy*
I mean.... no pressure or anything.... It's just a badge right????
*smiles reassuringly as we approach S*
Secret.....
Shinee...
Stray Kids.....
*confused*
Huh.... That's odd... I guessed I missed SNSD.
*scrolls back and forth searching*
*looks up*
Wow.... So.... You don't have....Yoona?
....
*awkward silence*
....
Well.... This..... Yea this just isn't gonna work.
No No! It's not you... It's me. I just....
*contemplates holding tongue.... fails*
I mean you don't have Yoona? YOONA? Really?????
Jesus I didn't think you'd be like this...
Look..... why don't... why don't I just take you home.
*silence as we start moving back up the page*
Wait....
*narrows eyes*
IOI?
There's Nayoung!
Jesus.... This isn't what was on your profile! Did you lie about this?
*no response from computer*
Wow.... lol....
*near top of page*
Waaaaaaait.......
Girls Generation?
GIRLS GENERATION?????
Are you fucking kidding me?
*laughs*
You mean to tell me you really didn't use So Nyeo Shi Dae? GIRLS GEN? REALLY?
*stares at screen in judgmental fashion*
What kind of girl are you?
*scoffs*
DJFDklf32398#(#%$)##@$#__#
<browser crashed>
I think I just got slapped.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
