What “New Year” jokes do you make on NYE? (2 Viewers)

[GH0ST]

“I haven’t used the oven for a year!”, “I haven’t read a book in a year!”, “I haven’t rode my bike in a year!” Dear God, help me…

 

[litc]

“I haven’t used the oven for a year!”, “I haven’t read a book in a year!”, “I haven’t rode my bike in a year!” Dear God, help me…

Before New Years 2020, I said on a forum that I would be alive in 3 different decades once it becomes 2020 and someone thought I was in my 30s and I said I wasn't even an adult and was born in the 2000s, lived thru the 2010s and would've been alive in the 2020s

When I was younger I used to "innocently" make adults feel old by asking how they celebrated New Years 2000 bc it was the turn of the century Every year

 

[Nezumi]

New year new me.
See you next year.

 

[PloryWinxyMYBlnk]

1. "See you next year!" ~ when the next day is New Year's Day.
2. "My new year's resolution is to not have one."