Storytime: Squirrel Got Game 0_0 (1 Viewer)

[Exi]

I was making my morning tea and my dad was like "did you hear about the squirrel?"
I was bewildered and was like "what squirrel?" and my dad told my a... um interesting squirrel story XD
So apparently my mom fed a squirrel some bread and Ig the squirrel was besotted by my mom cuz OMG the squirrel mans literally scaled my 2 story house to stare at my mom through her bedroom window omggg lol
I was joking to my dad that the squirrel thought mom was a pretty and kind lady and was trying to steal her from my dad.
Next thing you know while I'm at my physio appointment, my dad bought like owl scarecrows and figures to scare the shit out of the squirrel
i was high key dying when i saw that lol XD

Spoiler: squirrel victims

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[Nina]

it's Roxy >.>

 

[Exi]

it's Roxy >.>

ROXY WANTS TO STEAL MY MOM? !

 

[MK3AM]

lollllll the squirrel wants your mom as the squirrel queen

 

[Dreamer_of_Songs]

What a flirty squirrel

 

[Yerichu]

We got an animal affair going on

 

[Tickita]

Over a squirrel

 

[velvet]

I mean, if someone gave me bread I too would show my graditude by scaling a two story house so

 

[Exi]

lollllll the squirrel wants your mom as the squirrel queen

DONT TELL MY DAD THAT XD

What a flirty squirrel

Mr squirrel's theme song, probably:

We got an animal affair going on

SOMEONE CALL DR PHILLLL
@Tickita TICKTOCKKKK I NOMINATE U XD

Over a squirrel

IKR XD

I mean, if someone gave me bread I too would show my graditude by scaling a two story house so

are you MR SQUIRREL SECRETLY?

 

[velvet]

are you MR SQUIRREL SECRETLY?

WHAT!?!?!? NU-HUH!!!!!!!!!! *into phone* They're onto us...

 

[Ahsoka]

The real question is do you prefer your dad or the squirrel?

 

[Moguri]

You scared your dad, now he is scaring the squirrel, the circle of life continues

 

[Yelena_Belova]

Bad Jisung! Bad! Chan, discipline your child!

 

[Tickita]

SOMEONE CALL DR PHILLLL
@Tickita TICKTOCKKKK I NOMINATE U XD

 

[Boyo]

Interesting love story.

 

[litc]

I was making my morning tea and my dad was like "did you hear about the squirrel?"
I was bewildered and was like "what squirrel?" and my dad told my a... um interesting squirrel story XD
So apparently my mom fed a squirrel some bread and Ig the squirrel was besotted by my mom cuz OMG the squirrel mans literally scaled my 2 story house to stare at my mom through her bedroom window omggg lol
I was joking to my dad that the squirrel thought mom was a pretty and kind lady and was trying to steal her from my dad.
Next thing you know while I'm at my physio appointment, my dad bought like owl scarecrows and figures to scare the shit out of the squirrel
i was high key dying when i saw that lol XD

Spoiler: squirrel victims

@GyutiePie
@Kamistar @Hakunama_Tata @Naru @litc @xtra @Nina @lexus @Tickita @Yerichu @OnlyCalB @Yili @Wingfrost @Chilly
@Juniverse @Day @Vikki @uran @LilacNyx @Jungwonie @velvet @Kramsussussybaka
@Moguri @seoriverse @baejin @lver @DarthYouChanious @MK3AM @badcrookshanks

He’s a bread digger tbh