give me a joke- (1 Viewer)

[MK3AM]

Aww! Honesty is the best policy and I'm honored

i agree no matter what

 

[Yelena_Belova]

Look so good, yeah look so sweet
Baby you deserve a treat

Dang right Rose, now give me one. An ice cream cone would really be the cherry piece right now.

 

[ani07]

what happens when a cookie falls over?

Spoiler

its breaks a crumb.

 

[RainbowMoon]

Look so good, yeah look so sweet
Baby you deserve a treat

Dang right Rose, now give me one. An ice cream cone would really be the cherry piece right now.

what happens when a cookie falls over?

Spoiler

its breaks a crumb.

@MK3AMisSleepy These ones are soo good!

 

[MK3AM]

Look so good, yeah look so sweet
Baby you deserve a treat

Dang right Rose, now give me one. An ice cream cone would really be the cherry piece right now.

10/10 just for queen rose

 

[MK3AM]

what happens when a cookie falls over?

Spoiler

its breaks a crumb.

9/10 for sure ill be stealing that lol

 

[Moguri]

what happens when a cookie falls over?

Spoiler

its breaks a crumb.

 

[ani07]

@MK3AMisSleepy These ones are soo good!

9/10 for sure ill be stealing that lol

I`m surprised u guys like this one. its not considered funny in my country. we call such jokes 'krabbelwitz' (like a joke you have to tickle someone to make them laugh) because they aint funny at all.

 

[Moguri]

I`m surprised u guys like this one. its not considered funny in my country. we call such jokes 'krabbelwitz' (like a joke you have to tickle someone to make them laugh) because they aint funny at all.

don't make us feel bad for laughing

 

[ani07]

don't make us feel bad for laughing

my excuse is that I`m german.

 

[Pirioca]

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

 

[ani07]

Traffic control
The police officer: “Have you had anything to drink?”
Driver: “No.”
Police officer: “But you should! At least 2 liters a day.”

 

[ani07]

“Siri, why are women so weird towards me?” – “My name is Alexa!”

 

[ani07]

Two eggs meet: “Why are you so hairy?” Then the other one: “Shut up! I’m a Kiwi!”

 

[ani07]

0 says to 8: “Nice belt!”

 

[Pirioca]

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay.
You have my Word.

 

[Pirioca]

I was told I was hallucinating.
I almost fell off my unicorn.

 

[Pirioca]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[Pirioca]

Last night my internet broke down, so I happen to spend time with my family.
They are really nice people.

 

[MK3AM]

I`m surprised u guys like this one. its not considered funny in my country. we call such jokes 'krabbelwitz' (like a joke you have to tickle someone to make them laugh) because they aint funny at all.

oh wow the more u learn!!