18+ I started watching this kinky international (mafia) version of 50 Shades (2 Viewers)

[Suzy]

and it's so cringe I literally want to cry. I haven't been able to stop laughing since he kidnapped the girl LOL.

So this is basically the storyline: This mafia boss has a near death experience and right as he's about to die, he sees a pretty girl (who he thinks is an angel) smile down at him. Then he wakes up and years pass and he sees her in real life and like any normal person would, he kidnaps her and tells her she has 1 year to fall in love with him. Even if she doesn't fall for him, she'll still be with him because she belongs to him.

Charming, right?

P.S. She has a boyfriend lol
How much do you want to bet that our charming and handsome mafia boss will kill her bf?

Gosh, this movie literally takes the cake for movie that made me cringe the most and it has only been 25 minutes in.
The funny part is, it's trending #1 on Netflix in my country and I am SO CONFUSED.
Is everyone watching it for the s*x? Because our main lead is basically an evil version of 50 Shades' Christian Grey.

Anywho, if anyone wants to die from cringing and watch some hardcore (but not real) BDSM, the movie is called 365 Days... because that's how many days he keeps her locked up lol​

 

[blueberries]

Has there even been sex scenes yet?

 

[Suzy]

Has there even been sex scenes yet?

Nope but I think there might be one soon.
So far there was only a [18+]masterbation and a [18+]blowjob on a plane scene to show us that our girl is sexually frustrated and our boy is dominant and likes to play rough.

 

[Darkseid]

Nope but I think there might be one soon.
So far there was only a [18+]masterbation and a [18+]blowjob on a plane scene to show us that our girl is sexually frustrated and our boy is dominant and likes to play rough.

You had me at soon
Coming up on tonight's watch
Goblin can wait

 

[Suzy]

You had me at soon
Coming up on tonight's watch
Goblin can wait

Are you serious?? Loooool well have fun watching I guess

 

[Suzy]

Ok so I was too mean. He told her that if she still doesn't want him after forcing her to stay with him for 365 days, he'll let her leave. So he's not ALL too terrible.

But we just got some action and for some reason all the movements were in slow motion and looked so rehearsed. I'm not sure if that's because I'm super tired of if it wad done on purpose but I hated every second of it lol

 

[Darkseid]

Are you serious?? Loooool well have fun watching I guess

Well I wanna see what the fuss is all about
And I always like bad stuff that's cringe and funny

 

[maruberry]

an evil version of 50 Shades' Christian Grey.

Impossible, Christian Gray was already a horrible man who deserved to go to prison.
Christian Gray was manipulative, toxic and abusive in nearly every way possible.

 

[maruberry]

He told her that if she still doesn't want him after forcing her to stay with him for 365 days, he'll let her leave. So he's not ALL too terrible.

Already a better man than Christian Gray if he means it.

 

[Darkseid]

Impossible, Christian Gray was already a horrible man who deserved to go to prison.
Christian Gray was manipulative, toxic and abusive in nearly every way possible.

Ikr, stan the OG Edward Cullen, good Christian boi

 

[maruberry]

Ikr, stan the OG Edward Cullen, good Christian boi

Edward is nothing compared to Christian. He really be a good boy compared to good ole chris.
He keeps his word and fucking leaves, Christian will NOT STOP DRAGGING ANASTASIA BACK!
Fuck Christian won't even allow her to have a fucking life.

 

[Darkseid]

Edward is nothing compared to Christian. He really be a good boy compared to good ole chris.
He keeps his word and fucking leaves, Christian will NOT STOP DRAGGING ANASTASIA BACK!
Fuck Christian won't even allow her to have a fucking life.

LMAO you really hate Christian
Deserved

 

[maruberry]

LMAO you really hate Christian
Deserved

HE IS AN ABUSIVE FUCK WHO GOES BACK ON EVERY FUCKING WORD HE EVER SAYS!
Like srsly.

He is SO ABUSIVE! He literally tracks Anastasia's phone and where she is, when they ARE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YET! They have met like Two or three times by that point!
Christian EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED Anastasia whenever she wants to leave
Christian SAYS no sex or play unless she signs the contract, BUT ANA NEVER DOES IN THE FIRST FEW BOOKS!

And STILL Chritian demands she follow his INSANE rules.

Like srsly, Christian is the exact opposite of safe, sane and consensual and anything you learn about BDSM from that book should instantly be forgotten.

 

[Suzy]

Impossible, Christian Gray was already a horrible man who deserved to go to prison.
Christian Gray was manipulative, toxic and abusive in nearly every way possible.

I mean, I haven't seen 50 Shades so I just assumed he was a business man who was into BDSM?
Also, our guy in 365 is in the mafia... Like he kills people and sells drugs. Was Christian Grey really worse than that??

 

[eclipsoul]

oh my god what... this movie was made in my country, it even had like 14 screenings a day in theaters back when it came out. however i never knew anyone outside of poland knew about its existence i've only seen trailers of it (not that i looked them up, they just played it before the movie started everytime i went to the cinema back in january) and it was terrible, i would literally never think i'd see something about this movie here lmao.

 

[Suzy]

oh my god what... this movie was made in my country, it even had like 14 screenings a day in theaters back when it came out. however i never knew anyone outside of poland knew about its existence i've only seen trailers of it (not that i looked them up, they just played it before the movie started everytime i went to the cinema back in january) and it was terrible, i would literally never think i'd see something about this movie here lmao.

It's trending #1 on Netflix in Australia right now. Apparently it's #1 in @Darth_Ozy's country as well.
Honestly, it's cringe and I hate it so far but I also want to know what's going to happen at the end even though I can already predict it lol

 

[maruberry]

I mean, I haven't seen 50 Shades so I just assumed he was a business man who was into BDSM?
Also, our guy in 365 is in the mafia... Like he kills people and sells drugs. Was Christian Grey really worse than that??

He ie SUPPOSED TO BE a businessman who is into BDSM, but oh no.
Like I don't recommend reading it, bcs it truly is shit....
The Book tries to portray him as a good guy, who is just a bit.... fucked up emotionally and is into BDSM
But in reality he is an abusive, controlling fuck, who doesn't follow his own boundaries.

This is a good review

 

[yeji]

damn I might look into that

 

[Suzy]

Alright so I finally finished watching this and the ending was just

Also I don't know why they named the movie "365 days" when the entire relationship (basically whole movie) lasted a total of 2 months. Like she fell for him in like a month and then within the next month [major spoiler about the ending] she got pregnant, they got engaged and then she died.

So the plot was lacking, the chemistry was whatever and the sexual scenes were awkward... Like they just didn't feel natural at all.
I guess on the good side, he really did let her go after she fell in love with him.

Do I recommend it? No, not really. Even the actor's good looks weren't enough to keep me interested. I skipped like half the movie.

So I'll rate it a 3/10.

P.S. Anyone who was planning to watch this because of BDSM, don't bother because there is none lol. There are explicit and rough sexual scenes though.​

 

[daesuki]

Dude I watched a little of it and woooowww this really reminds me Tumblr fanfiction skskskks