18+ Sometimes I wish I had a v*gina (1 Viewer)

[dark_tranquility]

I am kind of over having a penis, that doesn't even climax when I want it too. Can't get a phat on at all (I think due to medications)
And no one really appreciating my manhood for what it is. : /

So girls of KS, let's trade! xD no trade backs either jk jk

The only people that like it are horndog guys and not women.
Women don't even go 'oh boy look its his junk wow hot damn' or anything like that. I never get those comments arghhhh

P.S. Thanks to @maruberry for this idea.

 

[maruberry]

You finna get periods then tho
Not to mention deal with the guys who will finish a light year before you do.

 

[dark_tranquility]

You finna get periods then tho
Not to mention deal with the guys who will finish a light year before you do.

But I am already one of those guys that cum too early. No difference there lol.
Periods I can hack. Or should probably I don't even know lol

 

[maruberry]

But I am already one of those guys that cum too early. No difference there lol.
Periods I can hack. Or should probably I don't even know lol

Periods vary a LOT from girl to girl.
You could be curled up in agony wishing you could just stab your stomach and cut out the uterus
Or you could just be slightly moodier than usual.

I mean..... if you a girl you ain't even gonna GET to cum if the dude is too fast. Unless he nice and will eat you out.

 

[dark_tranquility]

Periods vary a LOT from girl to girl.
You could be curled up in agony wishing you could just stab your stomach and cut out the uterus
Or you could just be slightly moodier than usual.

I mean..... if you a girl you ain't even gonna GET to cum if the dude is too fast. Unless he nice and will eat you out.

Oh I know why my ex dumped me so fast.... Oh well.
My dick doesn't even frickin' work half the time, it's rooted.

This is the only logical reason that makes sense to me now.
I might as well not even have a penis, it's that broken lol

 

[maruberry]

Oh I know why my ex dumped me so fast.... Oh well.
My dick doesn't even frickin' work half the time, it's rooted.

This is the only logical reason that makes sense to me now.
I might as well not even have a penis, it's that broken lol

Honestly that sounds like it fucking sucks.
I can't say much else, but.... that just sounds like an awful situation

 

[dark_tranquility]

Honestly that sounds like it fucking sucks.
I can't say much else, but.... that just sounds like an awful situation

Yeah it pretty much is. Been on pills since 20. and I am 32 now.
So it was bound to effect my junk sooner or later.

Can't even have a sex life really. sucks.

 

[maruberry]

Yeah it pretty much is. Been on pills since 20. and I am 32 now.
So it was bound to effect my junk sooner or later.

Can't even have a sex life really. sucks.

honestly I can't say much
But I hope it gets better for you

 

[DrowningFishy]

Periods vary a LOT from girl to girl.
You could be curled up in agony wishing you could just stab your stomach and cut out the uterus
Or you could just be slightly moodier than usual.

I mean..... if you a girl you ain't even gonna GET to cum if the dude is too fast. Unless he nice and will eat you out.

How about the days everything goes wrong or you don't notice and it looks like a goddamn murder scene from your pants. There's a reason why woman are great at getting out blood stains.

 

[lexus]

But you'd have to deal with periods and childbirth

 

[dark_tranquility]

But you'd have to deal with periods and childbirth

Bring it onnnnn! As I said. I don't have a working dick atm. So I can go through this. haha

 

[Ahsoka]

Periods vary a LOT from girl to girl.
You could be curled up in agony wishing you could just stab your stomach and cut out the uterus
Or you could just be slightly moodier than usual.

I mean..... if you a girl you ain't even gonna GET to cum if the dude is too fast. Unless he nice and will eat you out.

Tbh I don't even get moody
I get cramps for like 5 minutes total the entire week too

 

[jasque]

Get some boobs too, boobs are nice

 

[DannyDeVito]

Tbh I don't even get moody
I get cramps for like 5 minutes total the entire week too

It feels like I'm going through hell + swimming in a 1000 year old sewer. I'm on mine right now and I can't stop eating and crying.

Get some boobs too, boobs are nice

Boobs are horrible and boys need to carry them instead..... coming from somebody who has G cup I'll like to remove them asap.

 

[daesuki]

idk periods really suck i got Niagara falls in my pants 8 days a month

 

[Willow]

Even if being a girl is kinda annoying, I wouldn’t swap either

 

[amourpinks]

Get some boobs too, boobs are nice

unless they're big as shit and make your back hurt, add unnecessary weight, and are just there when you're trying to run. seriously, running is extremely embarrassing as someone who has a bigger chest size.

 

[izcream]

@maruberry its your chance to trade genitals HAHAHA

 

[yeji]

I wouldn't want trade eventho I hate having my period and always dread it. It literally hurts so much and my body has been kinda off the last month so my period was just like weird af it normalised again but it was rough. still I love my boobs and stuff like that