I'm dumbfounded each and every time (1 Viewer)

[kodoku]

I'm starting to fear you guys won't believe me if I share these stories too much, I know how they sound but I swear, all of them are fully true..

so today at work I was avoiding this incredibly annoying man who has this very.. unique way of hitting on just about every girl and woman at work...... which is that he starts screaming and grabbing his face and putting on a show like a circus monkey, acting like an unbeliavable dumbass, I am sorry but wtf.. I have never seen nothing this bad before I met him... and anyway today he finally came to me, stopped, looked to his left, then to his right, and finally yelled out "OH MY GOD!" (in English) and then casually asked me if I work this Saturday.... he just..... kept talking normally, like this is normal human behavior, you know? I cannot..... I replied "no I do not" and then he was like why.... because I don't? because it's not in my schedule?? I swear, a piece of me just dies every time I deal with this kind of thing, no wonder I've become like this.. wha.... how does this happen in a person's mind? "hmm how can I get a woman? I know! making a fool of myself in the most obnoxious way ever must be the way!" plus this man does this at his freaking workplace.. oh and btw, he has also stated that all women at our workplace only want sex looooolzzzzzzz like you mind and like anyone would ask your for sex anyway and like the men aren't the ones who only want sex......pls....... anyway sorry and rant over but I felt the need to let this out before I go entirely insane ..

 

[jasque]

In Brazil most men behave like that, it's so dumb...

 

[spicy_illusion]

I'm starting to fear you guys won't believe me if I share these stories too much, I know how they sound but I swear, all of them are fully true..

so today at work I was avoiding this incredibly annoying man who has this very.. unique way of hitting on just about every girl and woman at work...... which is that he starts screaming and grabbing his face and putting on a show like a circus monkey, acting like an unbeliavable dumbass, I am sorry but wtf.. I have never seen nothing this bad before I met him... and anyway today he finally came to me, stopped, looked to his left, then to his right, and finally yelled out "OH MY GOD!" (in English) and then casually asked me if I work this Saturday.... he just..... kept talking normally, like this is normal human behavior, you know? I cannot..... I replied "no I do not" and then he was like why.... because I don't? because it's not in my schedule?? I swear, a piece of me just dies every time I deal with this kind of thing, no wonder I've become like this.. wha.... how does this happen in a person's mind? "hmm how can I get a woman? I know! making a fool of myself in the most obnoxious way ever must be the way!" plus this man does this at his freaking workplace.. oh and btw, he has also stated that all women at our workplace only want sex looooolzzzzzzz like you mind and like anyone would ask your for sex anyway and like the men aren't the ones who only want sex......pls....... anyway sorry and rant over but I felt the need to let this out before I go entirely insane ..

You and every girl should crossdress as men, he'll leave you alone then.

 

[kodoku]

You and every girl should crossdress as men, he'll leave you alone then.

I'm pretty sure even if I turn into an actual sheep, he'd still be into it because that's how damn thirsty they are

 

[jasque]

Also can't those stuff he did even be considered harassment?

 

[spicy_illusion]

I'm pretty sure even if I turn into an actual sheep, he'd still be into it because that's how damn thirsty they are

He needs help then! Shouting at someone for a chat up line is insanity.

 

[kodoku]

Also can't those stuff he did even be considered harassment?

I'm not sure how they'd respond to it.. I'm not the type to get anyone in trouble even when I should and honestly I've been told worse (not that that makes it ok but yea) I also fear conflict and usually just try to avoid people and endure instead..

He needs help then! Shouting at someone for a chat up line is insanity.

idk what's up with him but yea no matter how I think of it, this can't be normal.. :I

 

[jasque]

I'm not sure how they'd respond to it.. I'm not the type to get anyone in trouble even when I should and honestly I've been told worse (not that that makes it ok but yea) I also fear conflict and usually just try to avoid people and endure instead..



idk what's up with him but yea no matter how I think of it, this can't be normal.. :I

Yeah, I'd avoid too.

Specially in a situation when we see it happening all the time...

Still that is the kind of people I wouldnt mind seeing facing consequences lol

 

[kodoku]

Yeah, I'd avoid too.

Specially in a situation when we see it happening all the time...

Still that is the kind of people I wouldnt mind seeing facing consequences lol

my workplace just has the lowest of the low.... but I've always been a toxic people magnet too ..

 

[Administrator2]

he finally came to me, stopped, looked to his left, then to his right, and finally yelled out "OH MY GOD!"

you should've screamed SHE SHOWED ME ALL THE STAAAAAAAAAARS to his face

 

[kodoku]

you should've screamed SHE SHOWED ME ALL THE STAAAAAAAAAARS to his face

yea but you know, I was in shock

Spoiler

:P

 

[dark_tranquility]

What a weirdo. Worst pick up line ever.
Desperation and stupidity is not a good mixture.

 

[yeji]

jesus the nerve of some people