18+ What kind of drunk person are you? (1 Viewer)

[Myco]

I swear I'm not drunk right now with those 2 threads

I end up being the type that talks extremely much when drunk

 

[lotusflower]

My friends describe me as the stupid drunk. One time my I went out with a group of friends and we got really wasted, apparently I got so drunk and walked right out the bar and ended up at some park and fell asleep on a park bench and I drunk dialed my ex calling him a "manw****. The funny thing is I have absolutely no recollection of this

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

So basically I have stages. I get very chatty and super giggly and red in the face like everything makes me laugh.
Then I hit the stage where I get super sleepy to the point that I can't function.

 

[Myco]

My friends describe me as the stupid drunk. One time my I went out with a group of friends and we got really wasted, apparently I got so drunk and walked right out the bar and ended up at some park and fell asleep on a park bench and I drunk dialed my ex calling him a "manw****. The funny thing is I have absolutely no recollection of this

well, that couldve ended a lot worse than you calling your ex a manw****

 

[Myco]

So basically I have stages. I get very chatty and super giggly and red in the face like everything makes me laugh.
Then I hit the stage where I get super sleepy to the point that I can't function.

I think the 2nd part goes for most people too

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

I think the 2nd part goes for most people too

My bf and I started watching like the finale of our favorite show and I just fell asleep through it lol

 

[Myco]

My bf and I started watching like the finale of our favorite show and I just fell asleep through it lol

i think youve mentioned it before

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

i think youve mentioned it before

What the falling asleep thing or the tv show?

 

[Myco]

What the falling asleep thing or the tv show?

both

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

both

I legit can't control it. There was also that incident in a discord chat where I forgot how to stand and fell off the toilet and was just laying on the bathroom floor.

 

[Myco]

I legit can't control it. There was also that incident in a discord chat where I forgot how to stand and fell off the toilet and was just laying on the bathroom floor.

were u like in voice chat and had your laptop on your lap while sitting on the toilet or how does that work

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

were u like in voice chat and had your laptop on your lap while sitting on the toilet or how does that work

I was sitting on the toilet typing and set the laptop down to you know take care of business and then when I went to get up my legs gave out and I just landed on the floor next to my laptop.

 

[lotusflower]

I have another story but it's about my sister. So a few years ago, her then-boyfriend had cheated on her and got another woman pregnant. When my sister found out, she was very angry and hurt. I tried to comfort her so, we went out and had some drinks. I only had like one but my sister was totally wasted, ( this is how she deals with breakups, especially messy ones) Soon enough it was time to go. On the way home, she thought it would be funny to go see her ex. I was totally against it but she insisted so I was like whatever. We get to her exes place, once at the front door, she takes a giant shit right in front of the door and then tells me lets go. I was so disgusted by it I didn't know whether to laugh or not. The next day I told her what she did (of course she didn't remember) I still bring it up every now and then

 

[Michael]

I don't know with any precision; since last bad one, and possibly the only bad one, was decades ago. I laughed too much, but I didn't talk much actually. Now, if we count tipsy, I don't think I'm much different from how I normally am.