Dumbest story a friend has told you? (1 Viewer)

[KPawz]

A friend of mine told me when she was three she went to Mexico. While they were at the beach she ate sand and got Scarlet Fever.

 

[raymondchouku]

That their middle name was toy store... and that their boyfriend was Justin Timberlake.

 

[KPawz]

That their middle name was toy store... and that their boyfriend was Justin Timberlake.

Toy story???

 

[raymondchouku]

Toy story???

My bad.. I meant last name not middle name, but she said her name was [I'll use a pseudonym for the first and middle to respect privacy] Amy grace Toy Store.

 

[KPawz]

My bad.. I meant last name not middle name, but she said her name was [I'll use a pseudonym for the first and middle to respect privacy] Amy grace Toy Store.

I would’ve believed her tbh

 

[cixculture]

When I was in 5th grade, I developed before all the girls in my class so some of them were jealous that I was getting boobs already and one of the boys in our class asked me one day if some of the girls were putting toilet paper in their shirts to make it look like they had boobs and I was like “idk” but I asked one of the girls and she goes “no, this is all real.” And it was obviously not but they thought they were doing something. Like, sorry you’re not me I guess.

 

[KPawz]

When I was in 5th grade, I developed before all the girls in my class so some of them were jealous that I was getting boobs already and one of the boys in our class asked me one day if some of the girls were putting toilet paper in their shirts to make it look like they had boobs and I was like “idk” but I asked one of the girls and she goes “no, this is all real.” And it was obviously not but they thought they were doing something. Like, sorry you’re not me I guess.

Imagine

 

[cixculture]

Imagine

This went on for a year, my bestie and I were like “you see this shit?” The girlies really thought I was going to steal their crushes from them when I walked in with tiddies

 

[KPawz]

This went on for a year, my bestie and I were like “you see this shit?” The girlies really thought I was going to steal their crushes from them when I walked in with tiddies

Y’all were 5th/6th graders

 

[cixculture]

Y’all were 5th/6th graders

Right! So idek why they were tripping 😭 one girl that I had been friends with since 2nd grade even wanted to beat me up because the boy she had a crush on kept staring at my chest 😭😭😭

 

[KPawz]

Right! So idek why they were tripping 😭 one girl that I had been friends with since 2nd grade even wanted to beat me up because the boy she had a crush on kept staring at my chest 😭😭😭

Oh christ

 

[cixculture]

Oh christ

I HATED IT SO MUCH. It’s not like I asked to get boobs first, it was my body’s choice, not mine 😭 if I wasn’t getting threatened by the girls, I was getting gawked at by the boys in my class or felt up by them when the teacher wasn’t paying attention 😭

 

[KPawz]

I HATED IT SO MUCH. It’s not like I asked to get boobs first, it was my body’s choice, not mine 😭 if I wasn’t getting threatened by the girls, I was getting gawked at by the boys in my class or felt up by them when the teacher wasn’t paying attention 😭

WTF

 

[cixculture]

WTF

 

[lexus]

This didn't come from my friend, but from my sister. She tried telling me that she saw a demon or something and it tried to grab onto her
Obviously I didn't believe it