Hahahahahaha buckle up, because I was a stupid child ^_^
-When I was 6-7 I fell off of the couch and lost a tooth.
-When I was about 8-9 I was running around my backyard, my parents told me to come in because we were going to get food, and idk how but I tripped and landed on these rocks we had by the porch & busted my knee open & apparently some of the rocks got stuck in my knee.
-Also when I was 8, I accidentally cut the top of my foot open with a hatchet because I was trying to chop boxes.
-When I was 11-12 I was trying to impress my brother’s friends by hanging upside down on the top bar of our swing set but when I went to grab the bar to flip over, my hand slipped and I fell. I landed on my back, got the wind knocked out of me but I was more upset about ripping my favorite jeans, right in the crotch
there’s more, probably, but I think this is enough to show how stupid I was as a kid
