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I have two I remember from childhood. I like them for different reasons
An Early worm got out of bed
and murmered, "I feel mean!
I'll put my darkest glasses on,
I'll paint myself bright green.
"I'll dress up in my wildest wig,
the one with purple bangs,
I'll also wear a pair of horns
and artificial fangs."
That early worm poked up its head,
which looked a perfect fright,
and early bird observed that worm,
and lost its appetite.
and murmered, "I feel mean!
I'll put my darkest glasses on,
I'll paint myself bright green.
"I'll dress up in my wildest wig,
the one with purple bangs,
I'll also wear a pair of horns
and artificial fangs."
That early worm poked up its head,
which looked a perfect fright,
and early bird observed that worm,
and lost its appetite.
I chased a dragon through the woods,
haranguing him all day.
"I'll catch you soon!" I taunted.
"You can never get away.
There's no escaping me, my friend,"
I confidently cried.
"You might as well stop running,
there is nowhere you can hide."
"I think that I will simply lop
your head off with my sword."
The dragon stopped and whirled about
and ominously roared.
"You'd better think again," he boomed,
and glared into my eyes.
"In case you hadn't noticed,
I'm a dozen times your size.
It's evident that I'd prevail
if ever we should fight,
I'm quite accomplished with my claws,
and furthermore, I bite!"
I thought about the dragons words,
and I couldn't disagree-
I chased a dragon through the woods,
and now he's chasing me.
haranguing him all day.
"I'll catch you soon!" I taunted.
"You can never get away.
There's no escaping me, my friend,"
I confidently cried.
"You might as well stop running,
there is nowhere you can hide."
"I think that I will simply lop
your head off with my sword."
The dragon stopped and whirled about
and ominously roared.
"You'd better think again," he boomed,
and glared into my eyes.
"In case you hadn't noticed,
I'm a dozen times your size.
It's evident that I'd prevail
if ever we should fight,
I'm quite accomplished with my claws,
and furthermore, I bite!"
I thought about the dragons words,
and I couldn't disagree-
I chased a dragon through the woods,
and now he's chasing me.