[EMOTIONAL] Let's talk about what's holding society together. (1 Viewer)

[Mayday]

No, it isn't humanity. It isn't love. It isn't respect. It isn't even money.


It's cheese.

Hear me out. You may be thinking- Mayah! You're lactose intolerant! What's wrong with you?
Honestly, I do not care. Think of one occurrence where cheese is not acceptable? It's used in desserts, appetizers, full-course meals. You can even use it to get out of a conversation. I say this as I'm sitting next to my velveta wrapped in plastic.

You know what's even better? The different forms of cheese. You can grate it. You can put it in slices. You can cook it into food. You can even turn it into paste! The only cheese that is not acceptable is America's sad excuse of easy cheese.

(Yes, this is real. No, I'm not joking. Yes, this is a real thing people buy here.)

That being said, think of all the different types of cheese! Cheddar, pepperjack, mozerella (a personal favorite), goat, etc. There are more types of cheese than there are races. I'm not willing to debate this.








This being said, I hate cheese.

 

[Ringwanderung]

moyah- this thread is precious i came here expecting a philosophical thread but i got trolled

smoked cheese is good tho

 

[Mayday]

moyah- this thread is precious i came here expecting a philosophical thread but i got trolled

smoked cheese is good tho

It is not fiction. I am not a troll.

 

[Jimimis]

Next is the part where you rip off your mask to reveal yourself as Geronimo stilton

 

[Ringwanderung]

but very informative, i definitely learned a lot about cheese

 

[Mayday]

Next is the part where you rip off your mask to reveal yourself as Geronimo stilton

I have zoophobia though aha


..am I afraid of my own reflection? Up next on TLC.

 

[Ringwanderung]

It is not fiction. I am not a troll.

where have i heard those ominous words before

 

[Michael]

Well, I LOVE CHEESE!!!

YUMMMMY!!!

 

[Mayday]

Well, I LOVE CHEESE!!!

YUMMMMY!!!

I love you too.

cough I mean...cool. 👀

 

[gongchan]

Title is false advertisement. Feeling very upset and betrayed.

 

[Mayday]

where have i heard those ominous words before

Sorry, I should have added the sensitive prefix.

 

[Ringwanderung]

Title is false advertisement. Feeling very upset and betrayed.

i’ll make the thread instead of her steal her idea

 

[Michael]

This is a cheesy thread.😒😒🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[gongchan]

i’ll make the thread instead of her steal her idea

 

[Mayday]

i’ll make the thread instead of her steal her idea

you'll what

 

[Ringwanderung]

This is a cheesy thread.😒😒🤣🤣🤣🤣

that’s the best thing about my graphics teammate

 

[kuro]

dude wtf
I mean #wiscopride ig we get some recognition finally HEY AMERICA LISTEN WE MAKE UR CHEESE THEREFORE WE MAKE SOCIETY THEREFORE EVERYBODY FROM WISCONSIN IS A GOD THEREFORE I AM A GOD BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS

It is not fiction. I am not a troll.

girl where is @SkinnyJungkook come here she's impersonating u

 

[Ringwanderung]

you'll what

i was kitten 🐱 i’m actually from Venus but i stan cheese too

 

[Mayday]

i,, hate cheese

 

[Mayday]

i was kitten 🐱 i’m actually from Venus but i stan cheese too

Oh I didn't know Venus was a state.