18+ Have you ever had your pizza delivered by a... (1 Viewer)

[FaceMcShooty]

Have you ever had your pizza delivered by a super sexy delivery guy?
And if yes, what happened afterwards?

 

[raymondchouku]

Not Hot Hot, but like on the level of Andy Samberg hot... Nothing really happened.. I don't know what would happen if he was super hot, as its not an 18+ movie where I say I don't have the money and offer other favors to pay for the pizza... 😅

 

[FaceMcShooty]

Not Hot Hot, but like on the level of Andy Samberg hot... Nothing really happened.. I don't know what would happen if he was super hot, as its not an 18+ movie where I say I don't have the money and offer other favors to pay for the pizza... 😅

Why would porn movies lie to us like that

 

[raymondchouku]

Why would porn movies lie to us like that

🤔 🤔 ... Same reason why gay porn stars are always clean down there.. Like b**h how tf are you clean when the acting precludes spontaneous sex... Is your diet nothing but kale... lol

 

[daesuki]

Yes, he was hot to me. I paid for the pizza. He left. I ate the pizza. I went to bed because I was really hungry and tired and didn't think about how good he looked until I was awake and trying to remember what I had for dinner the previous day to justify getting fries

 

[Mew]

Lol no, porn is full of lies..
Nothing will ever beat food..

 

[lostinwvnderland]

I never payed attention to who deliver my pizza. I just want my pizza.

 

[FaceMcShooty]

I never payed attention to who deliver my pizza. I just want my pizza.

But... I mean... What if it's Chanyeol?

 

[lostinwvnderland]

But... I mean... What if it's Chanyeol?

hmmm...good question.

 

[Darkseid]

You've been watching too much porn

 

[Wingfrost]

 

[JakeyWantsCakey]

I invited him in. He entered in a daze, and closed the door behind him. I set the pizza down on the dining table, then directed him to the bedroom. He followed me like a lovesick puppy. Aww. Our clothes were quickly discarded... And as I laid down on the bed... he closed in on me... and I thought it almost a shame. But no matter. I sprouted teeth and devoured him whole, cackling the whole way through. Yum.

Irene, is that you???

 

[JakeyWantsCakey]

I’ve never had a hot delivery guy but I’ve definitely had ridiculously attractive waiters at Pizza Hut before...

 

[dark_tranquility]

I don't eat pizza anymore, so I can't say.
But if there was one I'd remember lol

 

[JakeyWantsCakey]

Now I'm imagining this scenario, but with Red Velvet playing in the background...

And here I was thinking your last post was a deliberate Peek A Boo reference...

 

[Darkseid]

I invited him in. He entered in a daze, and closed the door behind him. I set the pizza down on the dining table, then directed him to the bedroom. He followed me like a lovesick puppy. Aww. Our clothes were quickly discarded... And as I laid down on the bed... he closed in on me... and I thought it almost a shame. But no matter. I sprouted teeth and devoured him whole, cackling the whole way through. Yum.

This is kinda what happens in American Gods minus the pizza lmao. Although some passionate sex does happen before the devouring part

 

[Darkseid]

That's where I got my inspiration from XD

Thought so, looking at your username
You just killed the guy a little prematurely, poor thing xD

 

[kinnie]

Hot guys don't exist in North Carolina.

 

[Darkseid]

I was nervous, it was my first time

But there's always next time...

Well there's one job I won't be doing anytime soon then

 

[bulletproof]

nah I don't have a fantasy with the delivery guy tbh