I am SO disgusted (1 Viewer)

[Mayday]

What a lovely day it is, right? At the moment, it's only about 80 F. Naturally, to start my day, I come downstairs and have breakfast, which was a smoothie for today. As I wear braces, I had to go upstairs to brush right away, which takes me about 10-15 minutes if I do my entire oral routine. As the bathroom and my bedroom is upstairs, I head on to my room to grab my bathrobe and clothes to take a shower, when BAM-

A disgusting, repulsive, dirt-worshipping cockroach comes CRAWLING out of my CLOTHES. I run into the hallway and grab the cockroach spray, hoping to get it as quick as possible. And what does she do? She

flies.

You can't win this one, Mayah. After running the opposite direction and doing an oddly low-pitched scream, I check out my clothes bin. Reminder that my clothes bin looks like this:

(Without the metal rods, and it only has two baskets).

Now, real quick, let's go back to what happened yesterday. There was a cockroach on a headscarf, and after complaining for about 10 minutes, I decided to suck it up with a vacuum, as it was dead. I figure it's just a one time thing, so I didn't think too much of it.

But now there are TWO cockroaches coming from this basket, and what could that mean?

My laundry hamper is filled with cockroaches.

The cockroach crawls towards my trash bin, which I literally JUST emptied out days earlier.

Spoiler: Not 18+ but not really graphic either

I'm on my period and I throw away my period products in my own trash bin, which would mean that the cockroaches are feasting on my bloody pads.

...


Weird kink but ok

So now, I have a cockroach filled room (sort of?) and my father isn't even home to help me grow the hell up and deal with this problem on my own. I'm not even afraid of bugs, and I guess I'm not really that afraid of cockroaches, more that I'm disgusted by them.

Where did the cockroaches come from, you may be asking?
Well, a few days ago, my brother brought in a package that had cockroaches on it, as it was sitting on the porch overnight. He claims he killed them all, but there were ugly baby cockroaches all downstairs the next day. There were even a few spiders, but I don't really mind spiders, so it wasn't a big deal. Just by coincidence, my brother just so happened to not kill the one flying cockroach that was pregnant and laid eggs in my room. I've already had bad experiences with cockroaches in the past (never forget the time where one fell onto my bed at 4 AM when I was trying to lay down). So, basically, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.


In conclusion, I want all of the cockroaches on Earth's bodies to be slammed into a large pool on cockroach spray, where the spray slowly seeps into their flesh and kills them.
Thanks for listening to my TED Talk.

 

[Mayday]

I don't even know how I'm going to get rid of all of the nasty dirt babies in my room. At this point, I wouldn't even mind a large meteor hitting Earth, because at least all the cockroaches would be dead.

 

[jasque]

 

[Mayday]

i want to throw her into a sewer and dump Raid on her head.

 

[DrowningFishy]

i want to throw her into a sewer and dump Raid on her head.

GET CATNIP AND PUT IT IN EVERY FREAKING NOOK AND CRANNY. AFTER you vaccum EVERY surface and wall making to get behind pictures and shelves. A lot of cockroaches won't die from Raid-sorry. But before you get an infestation some prevention measures can be taken.

Roaches of all kinds HATE catnip, bazil leaves work too, but not as well as catnip.

Source: I'm allergic to the buggers and I live in CA>

 

[Mayday]

GET CATNIP AND PUT IT IN EVERY FREAKING NOOK AND CRANNY. AFTER you vaccum EVERY surface and wall making to get behind pictures and shelves. A lot of cockroaches won't die from Raid-sorry. But before you get an infestation some prevention measures can be taken.

Roaches of all kinds HATE catnip, bazil leaves work too, but not as well as catnip.

Source: I'm allergic to the buggers and I live in CA>

i love you thank you so much

 

[DrowningFishy]

i love you thank you so much

I would surgest if your brother is a dumb ass look up teatree oil roach deterant and how to make it. It doesn't work for infestations but it'll make them think twice and scamper some where else.

And I want to say deter because if they get a foot hold and start making babies then you're going to need a more lethal approach.

Don't make them comfortable, make them seek out your neighbors.

 

[Mayday]

I would surgest if your brother is a dumb ass look up teatree oil roach deterant and how to make it. It doesn't work for infestations but it'll make them think twice and scamper some where else.

And I want to say deter because if they get a foot hold and start making babies then you're going to need a more lethal approach.

Don't make them comfortable, make them seek out your neighbors.

Aha

This...this is perfect. I'm honestly considering opening a bunch of candy and putting it in his room, since his room is directly in front of mine.
Perfect. I'm using this.

 

[DrowningFishy]

Or you know make a cleaning solution with teatree oil and keep your surfaces bacteria and mold free while making the buggers seek else where to make a home. Fun fact teatree oil works better then bleach to keep mold away because it can be left ons urfaces

Aha

This...this is perfect. I'm honestly considering opening a bunch of candy and putting it in his room, since his room is directly in front of mine.
Perfect. I'm using this.

Put candy in his room then line the walls with sticky traps so then when the roaches get caught in glue.... along with your brother.

 

[Mayday]

Or you know make a cleaning solution with teatree oil and keep your surfaces bacteria and mold free while making the buggers seek else where to make a home. Fun fact teatree oil works better then bleach to keep mold away because it can be left ons urfaces


Put candy in his room then line the walls with sticky traps so then when the roaches get caught in glue.... along with your brother.

Oh, man, I'm going to get in so much trouble for this...
It's definitely worth it though.

 

[Mayday]

WHY was there a cockroach in the clean dishes omg

 

[blueberries]

i'm just confused how the package could have cockroach babies, but best of luck for u

 

[Baechu]

I'd literally move to another house if that would happen to me

 

[kodoku]

rip

 

[Mayday]

i'm just confused how the package could have cockroach babies, but best of luck for u

Lmao, thanks.

The package was on the porch, and the porch has cockroaches at night. I guess they were at the botoom or something.

 

[Mayday]

I'd literally move to another house if that would happen to me

well, i want to.

 

[blueberries]

Lmao, thanks.

The package was on the porch, and the porch has cockroaches at night. I guess they were at the botoom or something.

Oh so they came from outside i was wondering if someone shipped your brother package full of roach eggs

 

[Mayday]

Oh so they came from outside i was wondering if someone shipped your brother package full of roach eggs

I wish they did. He keeps claiming it isn't his fault.

 

[Ashla_K]

What a lovely day it is, right? At the moment, it's only about 80 F. Naturally, to start my day, I come downstairs and have breakfast, which was a smoothie for today. As I wear braces, I had to go upstairs to brush right away, which takes me about 10-15 minutes if I do my entire oral routine. As the bathroom and my bedroom is upstairs, I head on to my room to grab my bathrobe and clothes to take a shower, when BAM-

A disgusting, repulsive, dirt-worshipping cockroach comes CRAWLING out of my CLOTHES. I run into the hallway and grab the cockroach spray, hoping to get it as quick as possible. And what does she do? She

flies.

You can't win this one, Mayah. After running the opposite direction and doing an oddly low-pitched scream, I check out my clothes bin. Reminder that my clothes bin looks like this:

(Without the metal rods, and it only has two baskets).

Now, real quick, let's go back to what happened yesterday. There was a cockroach on a headscarf, and after complaining for about 10 minutes, I decided to suck it up with a vacuum, as it was dead. I figure it's just a one time thing, so I didn't think too much of it.

But now there are TWO cockroaches coming from this basket, and what could that mean?

My laundry hamper is filled with cockroaches.

The cockroach crawls towards my trash bin, which I literally JUST emptied out days earlier.

Spoiler: Not 18+ but not really graphic either

I'm on my period and I throw away my period products in my own trash bin, which would mean that the cockroaches are feasting on my bloody pads.

...


Weird kink but ok

So now, I have a cockroach filled room (sort of?) and my father isn't even home to help me grow the hell up and deal with this problem on my own. I'm not even afraid of bugs, and I guess I'm not really that afraid of cockroaches, more that I'm disgusted by them.

Where did the cockroaches come from, you may be asking?
Well, a few days ago, my brother brought in a package that had cockroaches on it, as it was sitting on the porch overnight. He claims he killed them all, but there were ugly baby cockroaches all downstairs the next day. There were even a few spiders, but I don't really mind spiders, so it wasn't a big deal. Just by coincidence, my brother just so happened to not kill the one flying cockroach that was pregnant and laid eggs in my room. I've already had bad experiences with cockroaches in the past (never forget the time where one fell onto my bed at 4 AM when I was trying to lay down). So, basically, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.


In conclusion, I want all of the cockroaches on Earth's bodies to be slammed into a large pool on cockroach spray, where the spray slowly seeps into their flesh and kills them.
Thanks for listening to my TED Talk.

I'm pretty much capable of loving a snake, mosquitoes, rats, most spiders and I don't even mind other insects generally seen as digusting but I totally despise cockroaches. I just can't stand the thought of being near one, they are so awful and annoying. I agree with you 100%, I wish them nothing but to be extint.

 

[Mayday]

I'm pretty much capable of loving a snake, mosquitoes, rats, most spiders and I don't even mind other insects generally seen as digusting but I totally despise cockroaches. I just can't stand the thought of being near one, they are so awful and annoying. I agree with you 100%, I wish them nothing but to be extint.

Yeah, me as well. I don't mind just about anything but animals, but I can do insects. Something about cockroaches make me nauseous. Especially when they fly.